The Huffington Post has gotten some advance highlights of a rather disparaging quiz concerning America’s vice president that is due to be published in the upcoming March issue of GQ. According to HuffPo, the title of the quiz is “You Don’t Know Dick.” Here are some sample questions:
7 NUMBER OF MILITARY DEFERMENTS CHENEY RECEIVED DURING THE VIETNAM WAR:
[ A ] None
[ B ] Two
[ C ] Four
[ D ] Five
11 TO WHAT EVENT DID CHENEY WEAR THIS OUTFIT, COMPLETE WITH HIKING BOOTS, A MONOGRAMMED PARKA, AND A SKI CAP READING “STAFF 2001”?
[ A ] A fall ’03 campaign speech at the VFW in Skokie, Illinois
[ B ] The sixtieth anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz
[ C ] A “pimps up, hos down” party at the vice presidential residence thrown in honor of the Royal Nepalese ambassador
As you would imagine, no quiz about the vice president would be complete without some references to his former company:
17 WHICH UNFRIENDLY FOREIGN COUNTRIES DID HALLIBURTON AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES DO BUSINESS WITH DURING CHENEY’S TENURE AS CEO?
[ A ] Iran and Iraq
[ B ] Libya and Iran
[ C ] Somalia and Iraq
[ D ] All of the above
[ E ] None of the above
18 HOW MUCH DID BROWN & ROOT CHARGE THE U.S. ARMY FOR EACH $14.06 PIECE OF PLYWOOD IT USED IN THE BALKANS WHEN CHENEY WAS THE CEO OF ITS PARENT COMPANY, HALLIBURTON?
[ A ] $14.06
[ B ] $19.99!
[ C ] $85.98
[ D ] $312.49
Unfortunately, these were the only questions available that would get a "PG" rating.