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Barack Obama as FDR. Cover of Time, November 14, 2008.


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Finally!

A President We Can Believe In

Phil Gramm was right.  This is a nation of whiners.  And they're all on this site. 

Notice

....which whiner is first in line on this Capfest.

 

LMAO!

“I've spoken to all of them that are living.  I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any seances"

B.H. Obama

mizflame

No kidding! 

Seeing how Barry got it all bollixed up about the seance thingy.....wonder what Eleanor's telling Hillary about her take on this magazine cover.

Hillary?  Hillary?

 

 

Blonde....I dont think.....

Barry could fart without assistance.......He has enough trouble speaking off the cuff.

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

"A President We Can Believe

"A President We Can Believe In".  Based on what?  His record of accomplishments?  His college transcripts?  Call us in two years, and let us know how that 'change' is working out for you.  BTW, this guy has already broken more promises than a typical breakfast diner breaks eggs.

Struck a nerve?

In that case I will use the same argument against you.  Everyone here is hellbent on pissing and moaning about how bad of a president Obama will be...but what are you basing that on?  

Dude, it's a Capfest

The object of the game is to come up with something clever or witty.

Not whining.

Try again.

 

Forgive Me

Give me a moment...I'm looking for something clever or witty on this page.

Well, Joe the Senator

Plagiarism's not allowed.

You have to come up with something of your own out of that liberal fever swamp brain of yours.

 

5 minutes in

And we're on to the name calling phase.

Name calling?

What name did I call you?

Oh.....liberal.

Riiiiight.  Well, if the shoe fits, Cinderella.

P.S.  Still waiting for your witty caption.

Cut and Paste

that liberal fever swamp brain of yours.

Such confusion, little guttermouth

It must suck to be you.

 

Correction: 0 minutes in

You mean like: "whiners, guttermouth"?

Impunitas semper ad deteriora invitat.

gutter...thought he was

gutter...thought he was going to bring hope and change...

LOL funny...heck, he's rehiring all the old Impeached Clinton administration...

Real change you can believe in eh?

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Who?

Who was impeached from Clinton's administration? 

Yo!

Clinton was

Right

And which impeached person did Obama hire?

Question answered, trollster

"Who was impeached from Clinton's administration? "

Sorry, trollster. I already answered your question.

 

Oh?

Bill Clinton's on his payroll?  Which position did he offer?  Or did I just catch you being dumb?

The puppets will speak

"Who was impeached from Clinton's administration? " - Question from Guttermouth

 I'll try to answer it AGAIN!

wait . . . wait. . . I'm putting on the hand puppets . . . wait . . .

Puppet#1: Didn't Guttermouth ask who was impeached from the Clinton Administration?

Puppet #2: Yes he did and Mica answered his question quite clearly. Clinton was impeached.

 

End of puppet show. Awwwwww

Nighty nite!

Thanks for that

You are without a doubt the absolute dumbest person I have EVER had the misfortune of communicating with. Your quote:

"heck, he's rehiring all the old Impeached Clinton administration..."

Which impeached person did Obama hire???  Bill was the one impeached.  Not his VP.  Not his chief of staff.  Not his secretary of state, secretary of defense, secretary of the treasury.  You are truly dumb dumb dumb.

 

Focus, Guttermouth, focus

For the 5th f***ing time a**clown!!

THAT WASN'T MY POST

What part of THAT WASN'T MY POST makes your brain cells turn into FAT????

I used kindness, hand puppets and repetition to get thru to you.

You are hopelessly Obamatized.

 The Guttermouth song

Mr. Postman look and see

if there's a welfare check in your bag for me

I've been waiting such a long time . . . .

Settle down there tiger

Guttermouth

1-2-3 Slam 

Close, close Guttermouth

Actually, it's 1-2-3-4

Stay on your meds and call me in a week

§ LOL Mica!!! Gutter getting his @ss Kicked...

...Not to be SEXIST like Gutter...BY GIRLS!!!!

LOL!!!

Bt, Mica...GO GET HIM!!! wOOt!

LOL!!!

Ster.

I am a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.

Sorry, The Ster

Mica is a GUY!

I don't need no freakin' turkey baster.

§ Mica...I know..Bt, Mom, et all...

...are THRASHING Gutter...

It was your response I replied to...Didn't want to leave you out!!

Is Gutter our OWN MOOCOW???

The visuals are making me nauseous already...

<wrentches, heaves>

Ster.

I am a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.

I get it, Ster

Sorry, Ster, after re-reading your post, I realized what you meant.

I kinda slipped into 'Guttermouth Comprehension,' but I quickly woke up without having to read and re-read a post and require another explanation and a Hooked On Phonics lesson and a freakin' puppet presentation.

 

Gutter is a GAL!

Sucka!

And I don't lose.   

Troll 

ummm, not quite Guttermouth

You lost many, many, many posts ago.

But keep telling yourself you never lose, it's good for the ego.

Now one last time let me hear you sing:

Ooompah loompah

Dippity doo

I was troll

on Newsbusters too!

 

§ Gutter...You already lost...EVERYTHING!!

Plausible Deniability...Hmmmm...You lost...And you are the TROLL!!!

Hey!!!  We got our own Rachel MOOCOW!!!

Ster.

I am a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.

Two cents...

I understood the word "impeached" as applying to Clinton, not to his administration.   For example, if the quote had been "...hiring cronies from the rapist Clinton's administration", I wouldn't have thought they were all being tagged as rapists, just Clinton.

"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." C. Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner 1996)

You're thinking too hard, InSixDays

I would argue that the Clinton administration includes Clinton.

Ba-da-bing!

Where have you been?

 Clinton was impeached.  DUH!!

“I've spoken to all of them that are living.  I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any seances" B.H. Obama

LOL miz...and he decides to

LOL miz...and he decides to ignore the point I was making in the post.

Typical leftist troll...ah heck it's Friday ...I'm going to enjoy the evening...

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Just go

Back to the kitchen with you.  Go make your family dinner.

Guttermouth

Too bad your kitchen is also your dining room, bedroom, yard, swimming pool, cabana, and toilet.

Enjoying your Obama benefits yet? Oh, that's right. He isn't president yet.

Yeah, that swearing in thing will change all that for you.

Bwahahahahahaha!

Wanna come over?

We can swim, bathe, and eat while taking a crap in bed.  

Very high expectation, Guttermouth

Your high expectations of living the good life as you think it is, you know, like crapping in bed, may come true with the benefits Obama will send you.

But not much more. Sorry.

So

So, you're not going to tell me which cabinet position Bill Clinton has been hired to fulfill in the Obama admin?  I've got split screen going on with MSNBC, CNN, BBC, and Fox, and I can't find anything about it.  Maybe post a link?

Listen to me, Guttermouth

In an effort to help you look like less like a troll,

Psssst.

Listen to me....(arm around Guttermouth, whispering in ear)

I wasn't the one who said Obama was filling a cabinet position from the Clinton administration. I only answered your question "Who was impeached from the Clinton administration"

To save us BOTH time, energy and ulcers - - please refer to previous posts and maybe you'll get it. 

(hint): BILL CLINTON WAS!!!!!

NOTE: Next puppet show probably a post or two from . . . now!

 

 

So little one..are you

So little one..are you happy that your hope and change sock-puppet is hiring a lot of the old Clinton admisitration critters?

Answer the question...don't ask one back...Just answer the question.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Thrilled

Because the economy was in great shape during the Clinton years, we weren't at war with 2 different countries, and our president had an IQ above 4.  Yeah, I'm thrilled to be getting those years back.

Little One...Poor

Little One...Poor Baby...

You poor lost soul... deaf, dumb and blind to any reality...you should seek help, maybe staying here will help you see the light.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Look, ma'am

This condescending "little one, poor baby" stuff is getting old.  But I'm fine with it.  Question though - is this how you talk to your husband?  I'd like a word with him.

Why? Are you attracted to

Why? Are you attracted to him?

Sexism from a progressive...

 ...Oh the irony.

“I've spoken to all of them that are living.  I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any seances" B.H. Obama

BT, it's like "The Who" used to sing...

"Meet your new boss - same as the old boss!"

Thanks, Osama Bama - keep the change!

"One night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don't know!" - Groucho Marx 

 

WOW Guttermouth!!

Wow, guttermouth!

Maybe we're basing it on the velocity of a fart from a pig's a**.

But maybe, just maybe, we're basing it on what he said he will do.

You know, destroy the coal industry, raise taxes, spread the wealth. . . .

Everyone here is hellbent

Everyone here is hellbent on pissing and moaning about how bad of a president Obama will be...but what are you basing that on? - The same thing I based my descision to vote against him.  His words, deeds and associations all taht makes up his character.  In other words he is a corrupt Chicago politician no better than an old time mob boss with teh media as his henchmen.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

actually

the O is the CFR's man in office. And, as Samuel Blumenfeld recently wrote in so many words, the O will need them. Amazing how FDR just turned black. Well, since he kept the depression going forever, maybe it's a sign of how well the O will do with our current economy. 'Nuff said. Hurts too much to keep typing.

GM... nice deflection. 

GM... nice deflection.  Typical lib.  Deflect, confuse, obfuscate.  Anything but directly answer the question.  I already know the answer, BTW.  Has something to do with unicorn farts, rainbows, and pixie dust.

Gutter

And your observation for the captionfest is based on................?

 

Oh, ................nothing yet is there?

TtE... BTW, this guy has

TtE...

BTW, this guy has already broken more promises than a typical breakfast diner breaks eggs.

I just saw this post...I'm laughing out loud, your line here is one I am going to remember, for a lot of reasons..I've never heard this one before...it's a keeper.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

I love...

I love to see all the grub worms lining up to audition for the position of Minister of Propaganda under the new administration. They should have photoshopped The Øne's head onto Woodrow Wilson's body.

"Modern man is staggering and losing his balance because he is being pelted with little pieces of alleged fact which are native to the newspapers; and, if they turn out not to be facts, that is still more native to newspapers." -GKC

As. usual. screw. you.

As. usual. screw. you.

gutter's just pissy 'cause

i used to kick his a$$ everyday after he got off the short bus.  nothing like good healthy exercise.

 

Ecclesiastes 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.

hand ringer

FDR was a handringer, LBJ was a handringer, Carter was a nutman, and Clinton was a handringer.  Comrade Obama is just "present". In two years he'll follow along and be a handringer also. all liberals are whiner and weenies.  JFK was the only democrat will real balls.

MOMMY

I think the cover is perfect!

Following the stock market crash we were in a recession that was deepened by too much government intervention by Hoover.

Then came FDR with his band of socialists (heavily influenced by Stalin) and came up with The New Deal - massive government intervention policies - most of which did not work or made the situation far worse.

The fact is that it was FDR and his New Deal that caused The Great Depression of years of 20+% unemployment. In fact just prior to our entry into WW II the government and the country were convinced that we could not come out of the depression.

The only thing that saved us was World War II.

Try learning some history. Clearly Stengel at Time has not or he does not have much hope for the Obamination.

 

Touche! I am a

Touche!

I am a conservative who is willing to think for himself.

Touche'?

I am a conservative who is willing to think for himself.

Are you waiting for a kickstart, or intensive training?

  • LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

Touche'

Touche' CA.

 

 

 

No representation, without taxation!

Gutter, whinning about

Gutter, whinning about whinning is whinning!

deleted by me.

I just saw where the feds are investigating My Space comments.

Big Brother is watching.

 

Another lame bastard to

Another lame bastard to prolong our suffering

"Where too Miss Daisy!?"

"Where too Miss Daisy!?"

You know, if that was on the

You know, if that was on the cover of National Review instead of Time, it would be considered racist!

mb....you bet it

mb....you bet it would.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Sister!

 You promised not to quote Rush anymore!

gutter...My Little

gutter...My Little One...

I gave you a perfect example regarding your question above...you of course ignore it because you have no decent response.

...typical leftist.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

In that case I will use the simplest words I can think of...

There will be a huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, really really super change from the current administration to the next.  Is that good enough?  NOTHING Obama will do will have any similarities to Bush.  That is change.  I don't know how you can see it any differently.

More simple words for Guttermouth

More simple words you have probably used in the past week:

Oh, Obama. I love your smiling face. Make me complete!!

Oh - oh - bama . .

Right there.

Ohhhh baaaaaaa maaaaaaaaaaaa!

(pant pant . . lights cigarette)

"Change" and "Progress" are

"Change" and "Progress" are mutually exclusive.  I prefer progress, improvement, betterment.  Not nebulous "change".  "Change" for the sake of being "different" is adolescent in nature.  Not for grown-ups.  Another indication that the children are in charge again, just as during BJ Clinton's Presidency.

And what did Bush do for progress?

Come on?  What?  Something positive.  Bush MUST HAVE done something good.

Yes, Bush did something wonderful...

It has been over 7 years since 9/11 and we haven't been attacked since.  It's not because Al Qaeda took up macrame but because Bush was the only president who finally threw down the gauntlet against the terrorists.

“I've spoken to all of them that are living.  I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any seances" B.H. Obama

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Um...

»→ Substance?

Certainly cause for some pride that we haven't been attacked, but why is it funny?

  • LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

Because the statement is wrong.

Bush spent 5 minutes in Afghanistan with the taliban.  Then he picked up, started a new war somewhere else, and let the taliban rebuild.  And Bin Laden is still missing.  I don't quite call that an accomplishment. 

Oh, okay.  Well, enjoy the

Oh, okay.  Well, enjoy the terrorist attacks for the next four years.  I'm sure best buddy Bill Ayers will have something to do with them.

Nice to see that you find humor in terrorism.

 (Note the sarcasm)

“I've spoken to all of them that are living.  I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any seances" B.H. Obama

Guttermouth can't help it

That 'laughter' was an involuntary spastic reaction to the truth.

You mean like a nervous chuckle...

...one gives off after being embarrassed in front of his or her peers?

“I've spoken to all of them that are living.  I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any seances"

B.H. Obama
<

It starts with 'embarassment' mizflame98

Heck. I give Guttermouth a month or so and the truth will result in an involuntary bowel movement.

 

Don't wait a month

I think I just had one. 

Yeah, as a matter of fact,

Yeah, as a matter of fact, the president-elect is made out of your last bowel movement.

gutter... Just what is so

gutter...

Just what is so humorous to you that we haven't been hit again, that we have been kept safe here and others given their freedom elsewhere...

Wipe that grin off your face you ungrateful, spoiled rotten selfish brat.

You have been given the freedom to spew your leftist mindless blather here by the sacrifice of others..be grateful...if you even know what the definition of that word means.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Eat it, ma'am

It's easy to claim victory and freedom when you're sending someone else's kids off to war somewhere else.  Your patriotic holier than thou rhetoric is getting old.

would you feel more

would you feel more comfortable if you were spoken to by someone who has actually lost family members?

 

member of the Conservative Independant Witness Protection Program since Nov. 5, 2008

NO

But I would grieve for them.  And not use the death of their child as propaganda. 

then do not go down this road

its not propaganda. Its called reality.

 

member of the Conservative Independant Witness Protection Program since Nov. 5, 2008

§ BITE ME Gutter!!

It's easy to kick the can down the road to protect one's Legacy...Ask Billy Boy!!

Oh Yeah...He got Impeached ANYWAY!

GM...Please use Chap Stick...I Chafe easily... 

Ster.

I am a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.

CLASSY!

I get it!  The chapstick joke?  That's hi-lar-eeeeeeee-us.  A lot of good that impeachment did ya.  He still got to finish up his term.  I bet that really gets to ya, doesn't it?  An impeached dem who still gets to lead.  Hahahahahaha...

You should start trying to impeach Obama now. 

We will try, but he'll

We will try, but he'll probably have Ayers send us all to reeducation camps, then kill us all when we won't submit.

We don't sen people's

We don't send people's children off to war when said children volunteer for service.

“I've spoken to all of them that are living.  I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any seances"

B.H. Obama
<

dude I dont know you and

dude I dont know you and have never spoke to you before ,you sir are out off line! Who made you spokesman for the men who enlisted to fight for our country! You laugh at the fact that innocent civillans were not attacked since 9/11 you sit at home laughing as our solders do a job that should have been done in the clinton years, but he was busy pleauring himslef and put himself in bad position that he couldnt react without fear off wag the dog . the bush admin had to rebuild a dead economy he inhereded from clinton on top  add the 9/11 attack. Its funny but until your pals tolk over in 2006 we were at 14000 on the dow and trying to rien in fanny and freddy. you go on and blame bush just sif back and wait cause who you going to blame in 2010 cant blame bush dems have hade power for 4yrs

§ Smoto..Gutter is a Drive By Troll!!

And Gutter is a SHE....

She THINKS that she can hop around here and cause Havoc...NOT!!

She got SMACKED like every other Troll that comes in here by...wait for it...FACTS!!

Her final "parting shot"...a nice cut-and-paste....which SUCKED.

Ster.

I am a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.

REALLY Ster??? A she???

Hmmmmmm...............that was a curve ball.....

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

§ Grunt...LIBS lie...MooCow??

Gutter can be our Androgynous "PAT" from SNL...or our MooCow from MSNBC...same THING!!

Gutter claims to be a Female...tried to refute me ...said "I'm a girl"...Whatever...still a Loser Lib Troll!!

Ster.

I am a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.

Agreed Ster........It just....

took me by surprise........I once had a partner who was.....lets say "androgynous"......she was one of the best partners I had.....although...Gutter wouldn't like her....she had conservative leanings.  

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

Look guttermouth, You have

Look guttermouth, You have absolutely NO RIGHT to talk about someone else's kids going off to war you efn punk.  Two of my four sons were in some of the heaviest fighting in Iraq.  They VOLUNTEERED punk!

You're GD right we're patriotic. And I will damn sure question any freaking democrats patriotism all the live long day, you got that? And your dadgum anti-Americanism has been old since the 1960's.  It's damn near time it's had a stop put to it. 

So I suggest you and your's keep at it.  There is an old saying you may want to pay attention to gutter. "If you don't listen, you're going to have to feel"..Now boy, YOU GOT THAT?

Enough..

...Sending someone else's kids off to war...Why don't you quit with the tired old 60's hippy rhetoric?  Our military consists of a complete volunteer force; they all knew, their parents all knew, that joining up meant they might have to go off and fight.  Give us all a break gutter; your drive-by tauntings and self-indulgent sniping are getting old. 

If you want to really learn something about conservative viewpoints; ask intelligent questions with some respect.  If you are here as a cat in the dog pound; get lost please.

Hey guttermouth, lets go back to the Clinton years, shall we?

Yeah, I long for the days of "peace and prosperity" forced on us by Bill Clinton.

After all, who really cares that Osama's goons were routinely using our fellow citizens for target and bomb practice, right? I mean, like they only attacked us five times while Clinton was CIC.

But that was okay, because we weren't actually in a war then, right?

-Dave

Did this country just elect Obama/Biden, or was it Soros/Ayers?

K Dave,

I'm gonna make this one reaaaallllyyy easy for you.  

Isn't Bush using our soldiers as target and bomb practice in Iraq right now?  I mean, like, we found the WMDs that we started the war over, we captured and hanged Saddam, who was ultimately responsible for 9/11.  Now we're just target practice, right??? 

guttermooncalf,

My point was, and is, that this country has not been attacked since 9/11.

Had Bush burried his head in the sand and done less than nothing, as did Billy Jeff, there is a pretty good chance that a major American population center would now be a pile of ruble and the immediate area rendered uninhabitable for the next 10,000 years.

But don't worry, as it appears Herr Obamafuhrer is preparing a fool-proof plan to surrender outright to the camel-washers.

Should be a really interesting four years.  :-O

-Dave

Did this country just elect Obama/Biden, or was it Soros/Ayers?

Dave

Do you read your posts or do you just ramble and hit the POST button?  Your argument is theoretical.  It holds no validity.  I could just as well argue that had Bush not taken office, another president would have stopped 9/11 from happening.  Stick to something you can prove.  Racist.

Marxist.

Marxist.

Guttermouth... What in

Guttermouth...

What in the world made you call RD a racist?

Proof - Liberals Are Looney-Toons!

 

 Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/  

Ct,

Because I was insensitive enough (and that was entirely intentional) to refer to those that reside in the Middle East who are constantly searching for new and inventive ways to kill every man, woman and child in this country (and that includes guttergirl) of being camel washers.

LOL-I guess its a good thing I didn't borrow Rog's term and refer to them as dune monkeys.

-Dave

Did this country just elect Obama/Biden, or was it Soros/Ayers?

I keep looking on my

I keep looking on my keyboard for the racist key but can't find it. Is it only on left-wing extremist troll keyboards?

coco,

LOL-You have to buy your keyboard at Target to get that key.

-Dave

Did this country just elect Obama/Biden, or was it Soros/Ayers?

Good evening RD

Guess I'll never have a racist keyboard then. I'll be ok though, I have my equalibrium adjuster and the .45 cal. suppositories.

you can't see the keys because

your fingers are already on them. how do i know? thekeystrokes don't lie.

guttergirl, are you saying they don't wash their camels?

LOL-No wonder people always tell me how bad they smell!

-Dave

Did this country just elect Obama/Biden, or was it Soros/Ayers?

*

*

guttergirl, my theoretical argument is based on linear logic...

...something that most of your ilk are utterly devoid of. 

Of course, I do realize that most all of you who sympathize with our enemies would prefer to wait until after they have managed to nuke a US city before doing anything about it.

-Dave

Did this country just elect Obama/Biden, or was it Soros/Ayers?

Gutter, my relations and friends

have spent years in Iraq protecting your sorry a$$ over here. You trivialize the whole situation with your blinders of Liberal Faith.

     Actually, the

     Actually, the soldiers VOLUNTEERED to serve.  Bush isn't using them as target practice.  Our soldiers are doing a great job turning Iraq around so they will be a viable ally for us in the middle east.  BTW, do you know how many casualties our soldiers suffered in the month of October?  ZERO!!!  In actuallity, we have suffered less casualties in Iraq than we have suffered in Vietnam, WWI, WWII, Civil War, War of 1812, Spanish-American War, War of Independence, French & Indian  War, etc, etc, etc.  So, don't act like Bush is some blood-thirsty tyrant becuse we are doing something that should have been taken care of almost 20 years ago.

     Signed by a person who served her country during the Gulf War.

“I've spoken to all of them that are living.  I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any seances" B.H. Obama

mizflame

Thank you for your service to our Country.

miz.... Hear! Hear! You

miz.... Hear! Hear!

You have my eternal gratitude...

What an absolute great piece of work your post was to gm....and any others who think the same as that critter.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

      No, thanks to

      No, thanks to both of you for showing appreciation to our troops.  Many of our troops feel that this mission is just or many of them wouldn't reenlist to go back and finish the job.  

     For the life of me, I can't understand why the American people nominated a man who thought the surge wasn't going to work and a man who thought we should divide Iraq into 3 countries as pres. & VP and reject the man who pushed for the surge that's working right now and who suggested that a simiilar tactic to be used in Afghanistan. 

“I've spoken to all of them that are living.  I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any seances" B.H. Obama

miz

 

From the bottom of my heart THANK YOU

Live Free or Die

 No, please.  Don't thank

 No, please.  Don't thank me.  Just let our soldiers serving now know that they are not forgotten.

Perfect Demotivator for the Obama Administration

http://www.despair.com/government.html

yeah...

No terrorist attacks since 9/11...and the economy was humming along quite nicely for most of his term. 

That is, until your lib buddies took control of Congress a couple of years ago.  Things have steadily gone downhill ever since.

Now that we have a lib POTUS to go along with it, complete with promises of higher taxes, "spreading the wealth", bankrupting coal plants and causing energy prices to "skyrocket"...

We're getting "change" all right...for the worse.  You think things are bad now?  Just wait.

You know nothing

Bush vetoed everything the democratic congress tried to accomplish.  Any moron who took economics 101 knows the democratic congress is not the responsible party.  The downturn began long before.

Actually, I know a lot of the problem originated...

...back in the Carter administration with the CRA.

It then escalated in the Clinton administration when banks were forced to make more and more risky mortgage loans to people who couldn't afford them, all in the name of "fairness".

Bush and McCain both warned of the dangers of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac being out of control, but nothing was ever done by Congress. 

Democrats are at the root of the Fannie and Freddie mess.  If the blame could be pinned on any Republican, we'd be hearing about it nonstop.  Hearings would be going on as we speak.  But since Dems are at the root, nothing is being done.

Pathetic response

So Carter started it, Reagan and HW were perfect, then Clinted screwed it up even more, and Bush the hero came in and fixed it again?  Is that what you're saying?  If Bush and McCain were pushing such warnings on us, why wasn't anything done?  The bad mortgages were given out well before the Dems took congress over 2 years ago.  There's plenty of blame to go around, but don't pretend you know ANYTHING about this, unless of course you're an economist.  Are you an economist, or do you just blame the Dems for all your problems.  Dumb conservative.

»→ Getting somewhere

So now you at least admit redlining was not racist at all, and the CRA was, in fact a stupid law.

It's like pulling teeth.

  • LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

Uh

Did I ever deny it?

§ That's IT Gutter!!

Calling posters with different opinions "Stupid, Morons. Dumb"...are you kidding me?!?!

Is this 8th Grade Debate class??

YOU are a Typical LIBERAL that demonizes EVERYONE who does not share your SKEWED view of the world!

You have NO Credibility here.  YOU have not brought ANY facts to the Debate.

Thus you are a TROLL.

YOU WANNA FIGHT...BRING IT!!

Ster.

I am a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.

Dear Ster

Jerk

Stupid

Moron

Dummy 

§ Gutter..OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!

Awwww....

Does this mean you won't Play with me ANYMORE??

I'm such a "JERK"!!!  Only a "STUPID" "MORON" wouldn't want to play with someone as smart as you!!

I'm such a "DUMMY"!!

<sniff>

Oh...the times we could have shared...

...Bubba's Impeachment Trial...

...Bubba's Bombing of the Milk Factory...

...The Thousands of civilians Bubba MURDERED in Bosnia Air Strikes...

...The Innocent Civilians Bubba MURDERED in WACO...

...The Nuclear secrets Bubba sold to China for campaign contributions...

...Travel-gate...

....Monica...

I'll add more...I'm sure someone here also has a LIST of the "BUBBA FILES"...

Hugs and Kisses!!!

Ster.

I am a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.

Oh I'm not going anywhere Sweetheart

But I see how upset you still are at the Clinton admin.  Most righties would rather point out his f@#kups than focus on the current president.  That's when things get really messy.  But no, I'm still here.  Just the gum on your shoe.

Let parse then

  Most righties would rather point out his f@#kups than focus on the current president.

Is that right, well how about you let us know about those f@#kups the"current president"is responsible for. Be spacific, and adult.

  Just the gum on your shoe.

No problem, I'll just scrape it off

 

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

§ Gutter...I Want You to Stay!!!

Phulllleeezzz....Do not go anywhere!!!

We ALL love "Slap A Lib Day"!!  You obviously have NO Idea how you are be Mocked right now!!!

Stay!!!

Ster.

I am a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.

I be mocked like your grammar

I told ya, I'm not going anywhere.  Feel free to mock me.  I'm only here to piss you boys off, ya know?  But I love all of you.  Being part of this angry boys club...well it just leaves this warm, fuzzy feeling all over me.  I'll leave you with this for tonight.  See you all next week!  Wink, wink.

xoxo

 

 

  • He cut a half a BILLION dollars from the Environmental Protection Agency' s budget. Who needs to look after the environment when there's all that oil drilling going on?
  • He approved a bill that denies financial aid to students convicted of misdemeanor drug charges (though convicted murderers are still eligible for financial aid).
  • He recently sent a delegation to the UN children' s summit to declare that the use of condoms is not a valid way to fight AIDS and that abstinence is the only solution. This is the view shared by some other countries such as Iran, Iraq, Sudan, Libya, Syria, and the Vatican. It seems that his policy of, "No child shall be left behind" has a whole new meaning.
  • He wouldn't sign the Kyoto Protocol agreement on global warming, which was ultimately signed by 178 other countries. He also told the entire European community that he would listen to their arguments, but he would not change his mind, effectively treating Europe like an 8 year old child. This may have something to do with why most of the world hates the US.
  • He rejected an international accord to enforce the 1972 treaty banning germ warfare. Of course that would mean that the US would have to stop producing biological agents too.
  • And talk about the fox watching over the hen house, he nominated former mining company executive Dan Lauriski as Assistant Secretary of Labor for Mine Safety and Health.
  • He allocated only 3% of the amount requested by Justice Department lawyers in the governments continued litigation against tobacco companies.
  • He prohibited any financial aid from going to international family planning organizations that provide abortion counseling, referrals, or services with their own funds.
  • He provided every member of the Bin Laden family living in the U.S. a chartered plane shortly after 9/11 to fly back home to Saudi Arabia without questioning them. One of GW' s first petroleum venture was partnered with the Bin Laden family and George Sr. has been getting filthy rich selling defense contracts to the Bin Ladens. These are just some examples of the many ties the Bush family has with the Bin Ladens.
  • He officially withdrew from the 1972 Antiballistic Missile Treaty, gutting the landmark agreement-the first time in the nuclear era that the US renounced a major arms control accord.
  • Refused to join 123 nations pledged to ban the use and production of anti-personnel bombs and mines, February 2001
  • September 2001: withdrew from International Conference on Racism, bringing together 163 countries in Durban, South Africa
  • Over the past 10 years, the US prison population has more than doubled. This is mainly due to unfair three strikes laws, and harsher drug penalties. OK so maybe W. wasn' t behind this one, but the Republicans are.
  • International Plan for Cleaner Energy: G-8 group of industrial nations (US, Canada, Japan, Russia, Germany, France, Italy, UK), July 2001: the US was the only one to oppose it.
  • George replied, "Ken who?" when asked about his relationship with Kenneth Lay, the CEO of Enron, during the federal bankruptcy hearings. This was after Enron gave him their company jet to use for his presidential campaign. George and Kenny were such good friends that Ken was actually seen giving wedgies to the president in the oval office. Yet he still replied, "Ken who?"
  •  

    It's customary to cite your source

    When you copy and paste, gutter.

    Unless you want us to call you Gutter the Snipe.

     

    Pretty lame stuff their GM

    But of course we are getting pretty use to it.

    Where did you get this nonesense anyway? Good grief 

     

    "Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

    gutter trash

    And "W" was right on all counts.  

    "This
    liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
    basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

    Yeah, well, when you come

    Yeah, well, when you come back here this week spouting your crap again, I'll be ready to bug you to a point where it'll drive you insane, got it?

    Why are you talking to a

    Why are you talking to a mirror?

    § Bretzys..LOL!! We dispatched this Troll!!

    LOL!!

    Gutter admitted he was a SHE...I was Destroying HER argument...then she pops off trying Refute my argument "I'm a Girl"....

    We will see...Doesn't matter...Troll!!

    Ster.

    I am a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.

    i still am pretty sure i used to kick gutter's

    a$$ every day getting off the bus. but that was back "when she was a he"...."i say hey girl, take a walk on the wild side"..."and the colored girls say, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do........

    Ecclesiastes 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.

    Commie

    Commie pig

    dungheap

    surly hag

    Obama butt-kisser

    Barney Frank's BFF

    Rachel Maddow's tattooed muscular "friend"

    Ayers's henchman

    pinko wench

    Osama bin Guttermouth

     

    Shall I go on?

     

    Gutter

    Now you're an economist? A study of history would show the accuracy of the stated timeline.

    You didnt get enough?

     Bush vetoed everything the democratic congress tried to accomplish.

     Tried to get accomplished? Yer joking right? I think they got everything they wanted and then some, you should be ecstatic. Thats the problem with liberals, they are NEVER satisfied!!

    "Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

    Such as?

    Such as?  Don't just give me your opinion.  I want a link to a reliable site.  You can pick.

    Opinion? gm?

     Such as?  Don't just give me your opinion.  I want a link to a reliable site.  You can pick.

    Yea ok, so suddendly my opinion is less then yours, give me a break. That is all any of us ever suffer from you is your opion from the far off left. So how about you go find a link that supports your claim that Bush vetoed everything the left wanted. 

    In 2 years the Dems screwed up the economy, added tons in pork via the military funding, did squat for the boarder, did squat for our energy problem, and did squat about the economy as it was falling down around their ears. Dont give me that Bush BS, they would had been contrary to anything he suggested, in fact they were. 

    So it all crashed and burned and you got Congress the Senate and the White House, and you are still not satistfied!!! Who would had thought? Fact is you better get it in gear, America gave you cart blance, you f it up, it will be a long time before anyone ever trust you again.

    Now why dont you go grow up

    "Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

    nice

    Did you cut and paste your arguments from this site?  You haven't a single valid argument here that you can back up.  All you needed to say was, "this is my opinion."  But no, you stated it as fact, and I requested a source.  You have no source.  Admit it.  Gimme something tangible.  Bush started the war.  Let me repeat - Bush started the war.  He is the one spending our money on the war.  Don't go and blame dems for this one. 

    And before you accuse me of being far off left, please review my posts and quote ME being a far lefty.  Jackass.

    Sorry I did not know you were a special needs child.

     And before you accuse me of being far off left, please review my posts and quote ME being a far lefty.  Jackass.

     I have, how do you think I came to the OPINION you were a FAR OFF LEFTY. So to be clear, do you want me to post a link supporting my claim that the left got everything they wanted? Or was their something else about my OPINION that chapped you so terribly.

    Bush started the war. 

    False, the Taliban/Al Quida started the one in Afghanistan and Saddam started the one in Iraq, Bush just responded appropriately, unlike his predecessor.

    Judging by your very inadequate responce, the BITCH slap must have realy hurt. Sorry, sometime I dont know my own strength.

    "Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

    HAHAHAHAHAH

    Brainwashed fool!  Saddam started the war?  You have no idea of what happens outside of this website.  Sleep well tonight knowing that you know absolutely nothing. 

    Violated 17 UN resolutions

    I will sleep well, thanks to Bush

     

    "Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

    yes he violated the cease

    yes he violated the cease fire agreeent signed in 1992 that gave us the right to wage wart o remove him from power if this war wasnt up to par why hasent the un or the word court tried the usa

    Hey, come on, general company

    We must give Nanny and her most ethical Congress ever a little bit of credit.

    They DID manage to pass an increase to the minimum wage.

    And a bunch of non-binding resolutions.

    And forgot to kick out or censure Cold Cash Jefferson.

    Yep....that evil George Bush....standing in the way of Popeye and Progress.

     

    »→ Charlie Rangel

    Let's not forget her Pekingese lapdog Charlie Rangel.

    • LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

    I thought Charlie was a Schnoodle

    But Barry's a mutt.....self proclaimed too.

     

    except in sama where her

    except in sama where her husband does buissness the first time ever a minimum wage bill didnt cover all 50 states and territories! but whats really telling is that congress grew wealthier than the rest of us by 40 percent now thats draining the swamp?

    Bush vetoed everything the

    Bush vetoed everything the democratic congress tried to accomplish.

    Two words here: Bull and sh*t.

    Bush didn't veto Jack Squat, which is why most of us were, and still are, seriously irritated with the man.

    What are you libs complaining about? You got everything you wanted from the man.

    -Dave

    Did this country just elect Obama/Biden, or was it Soros/Ayers?

    HUH?

    You elected him, not me.  Twice in fact.  Happy?  Seriously, are you happy right now, Big D?

    Dont know about big D, but in MY opinion

    Considering the alternitive was Gore or Kerry, yea we did ok , in my opinion of course. But who knows, maybe it would had been fun to get a few more building knocked over. See all of you way off lefties seem to forget, they hated us long before Bush, Bush just decided to fight back. But know doubt that is lost on the likes of you. IMO

     

    "Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

    research

    11 Bush Vetoes total.  3 of which were enacted over the veto. (2 of those were Farm bills)

    Where did you take Econ 101?

    member of the Conservative Independant Witness Protection Program since Nov. 5, 2008

    What did Bush do?

    What do you have to say about this gutter mouth? In all fairness Ray Shamrock Sais this on March 22, 2006 here on Newsbusters

     Abortion & Traditional Values 1. Banned Partial Birth Abortion — by far the most significant roll-back of abortion on demand since Roe v. Wade. 2. Reversed Clinton's move to strike Reagan's anti-abortion Mexico Policy. 3. By Executive Order (EO), reversed Clinton's policy of not requiring parental consent for abortions under the Medical Privacy Act. 4. By EO, prohibited federal funds for international family planning groups that provide abortions and related services. 5. Upheld the ban on abortions at military hospitals. 6. Made $33 million available for abstinence education programs in 2004. 7. Supports the Defense of Marriage Act — and a Constitutional amendment saying marriage is between one man and one woman. 8. Requires states to conduct criminal background checks on prospective foster and adoptive parents. 9. Requires districts to let students transfer out of dangerous schools. 10. Requires schools to have a zero-tolerance policy for classroom disruption (reintroducing discipline into classrooms). 11. Signed the Teacher Protection Act, which protects teachers from lawsuits related to student discipline. 12. Expanded the role of faith-based and community organizations in after-school programs. Budget,

     Taxes & Economy 1. Signed two income tax cuts, one of which was the largest dollar-value tax cut in world history. 2. Supports permanent elimination of the death tax. 3. Turned around an inherited economy that was in recession, and deeply shocked as a result of the 9/11 attacks. 4. Is seeking legislation to amend the Constitution to give the president line-item veto authority. 5. In process of permanently eliminating IRS marriage penalty. 6. Increased small business incentives to expand and to hire new people. 7. Initiated discussion on privatizing Social Security and individual investment accounts. 8. Killed Clinton's "ergonomic" rules that OSHA was about to implement; rules would have shut down every home business in America. 9. Passed tough new laws to hold corporate criminals to account as a result of corporate scandals. 10. Reduced taxes on dividends and capital gains. 11. Signed trade promotion authority. 12. Reduced and is working to ultimately eliminate the estate tax for family farms and ranches. 13. Fight Europe's ban on importing biotech crops from the United States. 14. Exempt food from unilateral trade sanctions and embargoes. 15. Provided $20 million to states to help people with disabilities work from home. 16. Created a fund to encourage technologies that help the disabled. 17. Increased the annual contribution limit on Education IRA's from $500 to $2,000 per child. 18. Make permanent the $5,000 adoption tax credit and provide $1 billion over five years to increase the credit to $10,000. 19. Grant a complete tax exemption for prepaid or college tuition savings plans. 20. Reduced H1B visas from a high of 195,000 per year to 66,000 per year. Character & Conduct as President 1.

    Changed the tone in the White House, restoring HONOR and DIGNITY to the presidency. 2. Has reintroduced the mention of God and faith into public discourse. 3. Handled himself with enormous courage, dignity, grace, determination, and leadership in the aftermath of the September 11, 2001 hijackings and anthrax attacks. He almost single-handedly held this country together during those searing days: Just three days after the attacks, in his address at the National Cathedral, the President reassured the nation when he said: "War has been waged against us by stealth and deceit and murder. This nation is peaceful, but fierce when stirred to anger. This conflict was begun on the timing and terms of others. It will end in a way, and at an hour, of our choosing." On Friday, September 14, 2001, President Bush visited Ground Zero. Standing on a crushed and burned fire engine atop the smoldering pile at Ground Zero, he put his arm around a retired firefighter who had volunteered to help, and began speaking to the crowd. Rescue workers shouted that they could not hear him. Someone handed him a small American flag and bullhorn. The President spontaneously shouted: "I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon." The crowd roared with cheers and chants of "USA! USA! USA!" Then he raised that American flag and rallied a nation.

    Education & Employment Training 1. Signed the No Child Left Behind Act, delivering the most dramatic education reforms in a generation (challenging the soft bigotry of low expectations). The very liberal California Teachers union is currently running radio ads against the accountability provisions of this Act. 2. Announced "Jobs for the 21st Century," a comprehensive plan to better prepare workers for jobs in the new millennium by strengthening post-secondary education and job training, and by improving high school education. 3. Is working to provide vouchers to low-income students in persistently failing schools to help with costs of attending private schools. (Blocked in the Senate.) 4. Requires annual reading and math tests in grades three through eight. 5. Requires states to participate in the National Assessment of Education Progress, or an equivalent program, to establish a national benchmark for academic performance. 6. Requires school-by-school accountability report cards. 7. Established a $2.4 billion fund to help states implement teacher accountability systems. 8. Increased funding for the Troops-to-Teachers program, which recruits former military personnel to become teachers.

    Environment & Energy 1. Killed the Kyoto Global Warming Treaty. 2. Submitted a comprehensive Energy Plan (awaits Congressional action). The plan works to develop cleaner technology, produce more natural gas here at home, make America less dependent on foreign sources of energy, improve national grid, etc. 3. Established a $10 million grant program to promote private conservation initiatives. 4. Significantly eased field-testing controls of genetically engineered crops. 5. Changed parts of the Forestry Management Act to allow necessary cleanup of the national forests in order to reduce fire danger. 6. Part of national forests cleanup: Restricted judicial challenges (based on the Endangered Species Act and other challenges), and removed the need for an Environmental Impact Statement before removing fuels/logging to reduce fire danger. 7. Killed Clinton's CO2 rules that were choking off all of the electricity surplus to California. 8. Provided matching grants for state programs that help private landowners protect rare species.

    Defense & Foreign Policy 1. Successfully executed two wars in the aftermath of 9/11/01: Afghanistan and Iraq. 50 million people who had lived under tyrannical regimes now live in freedom. 2. Saddam Hussein is now in prison. His two murderous sons are dead. All but a handful of the regime's senior members were killed or captured. 3. Leader by leader and member by member, al Maida is being hunted down in dozens of countries around the world. Of the senior al Qaeda leaders, operational managers, and key facilitators the U.S. Government has been tracking, nearly two-thirds have been taken into custody or killed. The detentions or deaths of senior al Qaeda leaders, including Khalid Shaykh Muhammad, the mastermind of 9/11, and Muhammad Atef, Osama bin Laden's second-in-command until his death in late 2001, have been important in the War on Terror. 4. Disarmed Libya of its chemical, nuclear and biological WMD's without bribes or bloodshed. 5. Continues to execute the War On Terror, getting worldwide cooperation to track funds/terrorists. Has cut off much of the terrorists' funding, and captured or killed many key leaders of the al Qaeda network. 6. Initiated a comprehensive review of our military, which was completed just prior to 9/11/01, and which accurately reported that ASYMMETRICAL WARFARE capabilities were critical in the 21st Century. 7. Killed the old US/Soviet Union ABM Treaty that was preventing the U.S. from deploying our ABM defenses. 8. Has been one of the strongest, if not THE strongest friend Israel has ever hand in the U.S. presidency. 9. Part of the coalition for an Israeli/Palestinian "Roadmap to Peace," along with Great Britain, Russia and the EU. 10. Pushed through THREE raises for our military. Increased military pay by more than $1 billion a year. 11. Signed the LARGEST nuclear arms reduction in world history with Russia. 12. Started withdrawing our troops from Bosnia, and has announced withdrawal of our troops from Germany and the Korean DMZ. 13. Prohibited putting U.S. troops under U.N. command. 14. Paid back UN dues only in return for reforms and reduction of U.S. share of the costs. 15. Earmarked at least 20 percent of the Defense procurement budget for next-generation weaponry. 16. Increased defense research and development spending by at least $20 billion from fiscal 2002 to 2006. 17. Ordered a comprehensive review of military weapons and strategy. 18. Ordered a review of overseas deployments. 19. Ordered renovation of military housing. The military has already upgraded about 10 percent of its inventory and expects to modernize 76,000 additional homes this year. 20. Is working to tighten restrictions on military-technology exports. 21. Brought back our EP-3 intel plane and crew from China without any bribes or bloodshed.

    Globalization & Internationalism 1. Challenged the United Nations to live up to their responsibilities and not become another League of Nations (in other words, showed the UN to be completely irrelevant). 2. Killed U.S. involvement in the International Criminal Court. 3. Told the United Nations we weren't interested in their plans for gun control (i.e., the International Ban on Small Arms Trafficking Treaty).* 4. The only President since the founding of the UN to essentially tell that organization it is irrelevant. He said: "The conduct of the Iraqi regime is a threat to the authority of the United Nations, and a threat to peace. Iraq has answered a decade of UN demands with a decade of defiance. All the world now faces a test, and the United Nations a difficult and defining moment. Are Security Council resolutions to be honored and enforced, or cast aside without consequence? Will the United Nations serve the purpose of its founding, or will it be irrelevant?" We all know the outcome and the answer. 5. Told the Congress and the world, "America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our country."

    Government Reform 1. Improved government efficiency by putting hundreds of thousands of jobs put up for bid. This weakens public-sector unions and cuts undeserved pay raises. 2. Initiated review of all federal agencies with the goal of eliminating federal jobs (completed September 2003) in an effort to reduce the size of the federal government while increasing private sector jobs. 3. Led the most extensive reorganization the Federal bureaucracy in over 50 years: After 9/11, condensed 20+ overlapping agencies and their intelligence sectors into one agency, the Department of Homeland Security.* 4. Ordered each agency to draft a five-year plan to restructure itself, with fewer managers. 5. Converted federal service contracts to performance-based contracts wherever possible so that the contractor has measurable performance goals.

    Health 1. Strengthen the National Health Service Corps to put more physicians in the neediest areas, and make its scholarship funds tax-free. 2. Double the research budget of the National Institutes of Health. 3. Signed Medicare Reform, which includes: A 10-year privatization option. Prescription drug benefits: Prior to this reform, Medicare paid for extended hospital stays for ulcer surgery, for example, at a cost of about $28,000 per patient. Yet Medicare would not pay for the drugs that eliminate the cause of most ulcers, drugs that cost about $500 a year. Now, drug coverage under Medicare will allow seniors to replace more expensive surgeries and hospitalizations with less expensive prescription medicine. More health care choices: As President Bush stated, "…when seniors have the ability to make choices, health care plans within Medicare will have to compete for their business by offering higher quality service [at lower cost]. For the seniors of America, more choices and more control will mean better health care. These are the kinds of health care options we give to the members of Congress and federal employees. What's good for members of Congress is also good for seniors. New Health Savings Accounts: Effective January 1, 2004, Americans can set aside up to $4,500 every year, tax free, to save for medical expenses. Depending on your tax bracket, that means you'll save between 10 to 35 percent on any costs covered by money in your account. Every year, the money not spent would stay in the account and gain interest tax-free, just like an IRA. These accounts will be good for small business owners, and employees. More businesses can focus on covering workers for major medical problems, such as hospitalization for an injury or illness. At the same time, employees and their families will use these accounts to cover doctors visits, or lab tests, or other smaller costs. Some employers will contribute to employee health accounts. This will help more American families get the health care they need at the price they can afford.

    Homeland Security, Border Enforcement & Immigration 1. *See Government Reform above. Under President Bush's leadership, America has made an unprecedented commitment to homeland security. 2. Has CONSTRUCTION in process on the first 10 ABM silos in Alaska so that America will have a defense against North Korean nukes. Has ordered national and theater ballistic missile defenses to be deployed by 2004. 3. Announced a 9.7% increase in government-wide homeland security funding in his FY 2005 budget, nearly tripling the FY 2001 levels (excluding the Department of Defense and Project BioShield). 4. Before DHS was created, there were inspectors from three different agencies of the Federal Government and Border Patrol officers protecting our borders. Through DHS, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) now consolidates all border activities into a single agency to create "one face at the border." This not only better secures the borders of the United States, but it also eliminates many of the inefficiencies that occurred under the old system. With over 18,000 CBP inspectors and 11,000 Border Patrol agents, CBP has 29,000 uniformed officers on our borders. 5. The Border Patrol is continuing installation of monitoring devices along the borders to detect illegal activity. 6. Launched Operation Tarmac to investigate businesses and workers in the secure areas of domestic airports and ensure immigration law compliance. Since 9/11, DHS has audited 3,640 businesses, examined 259,037 employee records, arrested 1,030 unauthorized workers, and participated in the criminal indictment of 774 individuals. 7. Since September 11, 2001, the Coast Guard has conducted more than 124,000 port security patrols, 13,000 air patrols, boarded more than 92,000 vessels, interdicted over 14,000 individuals attempting to enter the United States illegally, and created and maintained more than 90 Maritime Security Zones. 8. Announced the Student and Exchange Visitor Information System (SEVIS), an internet-based system that is improving America's ability to track and monitor foreign students and exchange visitors. Over 870,000 students are registered in SEVIS. Of 285 completed field investigations, 71 aliens were arrested. 9. This week, the US-VISIT program began to digitally collect biometric identifiers to record the entry and exit of aliens who travel into the U.S on a visa. Together with the standard information, this new program will confirm compliance with visa and immigration policies. 10. Eliminated INS bureaucratic redundancies and lack of accountability. 11. Split the Immigration and Naturalization Service into two agencies: one to protect the border and interior, the other to deal with naturalization. 12. Signed the workplace verification bill to prevent hiring of illegal aliens. 13. Established a six-month deadline for processing immigration applications. 14. Information regarding nearly 100% of all containerized cargo is carefully screened by DHS before it arrives in the United States. Higher risk shipments are physically inspected for terrorist weapons and contraband prior to being released from the port of entry. Advanced technologies are being deployed to identify warning signs of chemical, biological, or radiological attacks. Since September 11, 2001, hundreds of thousands of first responders across America have been trained to recognize and respond to the effects of a WMD attack.

    Judiciary & Tort Reform 1. Is urging federal liability reform to eliminate frivolous lawsuits. 2. Killed the liberal ABA's unconstitutional role in vetting federal judges. The Senate is supposed to advise and consent, not the ABA. 3. Is nominating strong, conservative judges to the judiciary. 4. Supports class action reform bill which limits lawyer fees so that more settlement money goes to victims.

    Politics 1. His leadership resulted in Republican gains in the House and Senate, solidifying Republican control of both houses of Congress and the presidency (which the Republicans then squandered). 2. Signed an EO enforcing the Supreme Court's Beck decision regarding union dues being used for political campaigns against individual's wishes.

    Second Amendment 1. Ordered Attorney General Ashcroft to formally notify the Supreme Court that the OFFICIAL U.S. government position on the 2nd Amendment is that it supports INDIVIDUAL rights to own firearms, and is NOT a Leftist-imagined "collective" right. 2. Signed TWO bills into law that arm our pilots with handguns in the cockpit. 3. Currently pushing for full immunity from lawsuits for our national gun manufacturers. 4. *See Globalization & Internationalism.

    Traditional Values, Compassion & Volunteerism 1. Endorses and promotes "The Responsibility Era." President Bush often speaks of the necessity of personal responsibility and civic volunteerism. He said, "In a compassionate society, people respect one another and take responsibility for the decisions they make in life. My hope is to change the culture from one that has said, if it feels good, do it; if you've got a problem, blame somebody else — to one in which every single American understands that he or she is responsible for the decisions that you make; you're responsible for loving your children with all your heart and all your soul; you're responsible for being involved with the quality of the education of your children; you're responsible for making sure the community in which you live is safe; you're responsible for loving your neighbor, just like you would like to be loved yourself." 2. Started the USA Freedom Corps, the most comprehensive clearinghouse of volunteer opportunities ever offered. For the first time in history, Americans can enter geographic information about where they want to get involved, such as state or zip code, as well as areas of interest ranging from education to the environment, and they can access volunteer opportunities offered by more than 50,000 organizations across the country and around the world. 3. Established the The White House Office and the Centers for the Faith-Based and Community Initiative — located in seven Federal agencies. The faith-based initiative supports the essential work of these important organizations. The goal is to make sure that grassroots leaders can compete on an equal footing for federal dollars, receive greater private support, and face fewer bureaucratic barriers. Work focuses on at-risk youth, ex-offenders, the homeless and hungry, substance abusers, those with HIV/AIDS, and welfare-to-work families. 4. The White House released a guidebook fully describing the Administration's belief that faith-based groups have a Constitutionally-protected right to maintain their religious identity through hiring — even when Federal funds are involved. 5. Issued an EO implementing the Supreme Court's Olmstead ruling, which requires moving disabled people from institutions to community-based facilities when possible. 6. Increased funding for low-interest loan programs to help people with disabilities purchase devices to assist them. 7. Revised the Department of Housing and Urban Development's Section 8 rent subsidies to disabled people, permitting them to use up to a year's worth of vouchers to finance down payments on homes. HUD has started pilot programs in 11 states. 8. Committed US funds to purchase medicine for millions of men, women and children now suffering with AIDS in Africa. 9. Heeding the words of our own Declaration of Independence, the president laid out the non-negotiable demands of human dignity for all people everywhere. On January 29, 2002, he said, "No nation owns these aspirations, and no nation is exempt from them. We have no intention of imposing our culture. But America will always stand firm for the non-negotiable demands of human dignity." As stated by the President, they are a virtual manifesto of conservative principles:

     There have been others since 2006 but you get the idea. Now with Hussein all of this will be thrown away.

    Now you tell us what one GOOD thing has Hussein done as a Junior Senator?

    Lies

    All Lies

    I can cut and paste too:

     

  • He cut a half a BILLION dollars from the Environmental Protection Agency' s budget. Who needs to look after the environment when there's all that oil drilling going on?
  • He approved a bill that denies financial aid to students convicted of misdemeanor drug charges (though convicted murderers are still eligible for financial aid).
  • He recently sent a delegation to the UN children' s summit to declare that the use of condoms is not a valid way to fight AIDS and that abstinence is the only solution. This is the view shared by some other countries such as Iran, Iraq, Sudan, Libya, Syria, and the Vatican. It seems that his policy of, "No child shall be left behind" has a whole new meaning.
  • He wouldn't sign the Kyoto Protocol agreement on global warming, which was ultimately signed by 178 other countries. He also told the entire European community that he would listen to their arguments, but he would not change his mind, effectively treating Europe like an 8 year old child. This may have something to do with why most of the world hates the US.
  • He rejected an international accord to enforce the 1972 treaty banning germ warfare. Of course that would mean that the US would have to stop producing biological agents too.
  • And talk about the fox watching over the hen house, he nominated former mining company executive Dan Lauriski as Assistant Secretary of Labor for Mine Safety and Health.
  • He allocated only 3% of the amount requested by Justice Department lawyers in the governments continued litigation against tobacco companies.
  • He prohibited any financial aid from going to international family planning organizations that provide abortion counseling, referrals, or services with their own funds.
  • He provided every member of the Bin Laden family living in the U.S. a chartered plane shortly after 9/11 to fly back home to Saudi Arabia without questioning them. One of GW' s first petroleum venture was partnered with the Bin Laden family and George Sr. has been getting filthy rich selling defense contracts to the Bin Ladens. These are just some examples of the many ties the Bush family has with the Bin Ladens.
  • He officially withdrew from the 1972 Antiballistic Missile Treaty, gutting the landmark agreement-the first time in the nuclear era that the US renounced a major arms control accord.
  • Refused to join 123 nations pledged to ban the use and production of anti-personnel bombs and mines, February 2001
  • September 2001: withdrew from International Conference on Racism, bringing together 163 countries in Durban, South Africa
  • Over the past 10 years, the US prison population has more than doubled. This is mainly due to unfair three strikes laws, and harsher drug penalties. OK so maybe W. wasn' t behind this one, but the Republicans are.
  • International Plan for Cleaner Energy: G-8 group of industrial nations (US, Canada, Japan, Russia, Germany, France, Italy, UK), July 2001: the US was the only one to oppose it.
  • George replied, "Ken who?" when asked about his relationship with Kenneth Lay, the CEO of Enron, during the federal bankruptcy hearings. This was after Enron gave him their company jet to use for his presidential campaign. George and Kenny were such good friends that Ken was actually seen giving wedgies to the president in the oval office. Yet he still replied, "Ken who?"
  •  

    I started reading

    I started reading and just knew that you were talking about Bill Clinton, until I saw the 2001 date.

    Most of the items you mentioned were first passed bye on Clinton's watch.

    Your the lier

    The President does NOT write the Bills, just signs them. The Repubs NEVER had a 60% majority. So if their is anything you dont like, including the Iraq war, you have plenty of your own member to blame as well. But we all know your game is to distort and run from responsibility, so whats new?

    This is just about the lamest list I ever saw, I like Fuzzes better. 

     

    "Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

    even better the dems

    even better the dems controled the senate 4 of the 8 yrs some how bush magicaly forced these unpopuler bills and  right in front of those smater then god senate dems like reid clinton and shummer they even voted for the 86 billion before they voted agenst it please facts are  bitch

    All Truths

    You asked "Bush must have done something positive" and I listed many (I don't care if you or I cut and paste, dispute them don't just say they are lies). All of those are true. I answerewd you, now as I asked ealier, what GOOD thing has Hussein done as a Junior Senator? Come on answer up.

    hey idiot

    Okay, you're done with your lame, BDS Bush Spin. Bravo. Now, back to this:

    what GOOD thing has Hussein done as a Junior Senator?

    I'll try it again:

    what GOOD thing has Hussein done as a Junior Senator?

    One more time:

    what GOOD thing has Hussein done as a Junior Senator?

    Need another? Let me know.

     

    You're the next contestant on...
    THE MESSIAH IS... LEFT !!

     

    Again..

    Why do you presume that because those of us who do not agree with the CURRENT Democratic Party and, most certainly, do NOT agree with the Liberal left, would then have to be with George Bush and the Republican Party?  Don't assume that gutter; I want my country back.

    No change at all.

    People believed they were voting for CHANGE, not for a return to the Clinton years. President-Elect Obama would probably not have gotten elected if all of the folks voting for him understood that.

    Gutter

    You base this comment on evidence from BHO's record I presume?

    Ignorant

    "NOTHING Obama will do will have any similarities to Bush.  That is change. "

    No. That is ignorant if he does that.

    What is he going to do? Raise income, capital gains, corporate, and dividend taxes right now?

    Is he going to sit down and have tea with Ahmadinejad and Hamas, and force Israel to abandon land and risk its security?

    Leave Iraq prematurely which will leave it open for Iran's insurgents?

    Reverse Bush's decision to allow offshore drilling and watch gas prices begin to skyrocket again?

    Bring back Jaimie Gorelick and abandon the Patriot Act and all efforts Bush did to make the US secure after 9/11 by reinstituting Clinton II and deliver us to another 9/11?

    The truth is Obama is a socialist who never ran anything including a lemonade stand and in what has to be viewed as the ultimate act of affirmative action which handed the keys to the Oval Office. Forgive me but when I am handed a resume that is blank I have reason to question the fact that a person is unqualified and will not be successful.

    This whole "change" gimmick is rubbish.

     Once Obama puts the heads of state on his blackberry his tune will change drastically. The biggest change today is the speed in which we get information and make decisions. Not even Clinton needed to make his decisions on a dime. I hope that Obama is ready to answer in the affirmative as circumstances require. Slow down. Deciding too quickly could result in more blunders than we saw from the McCain Campaign. I also hope (even though I didn't support Obama's campaign) that he is the best president ever. After all, he will be the leader of the free world.

    Pardon my French, y'all, but

    Pardon my French, y'all, but GM- do you have to be such a wanker?

    Yes I do

    And wanker isn't French.  It's British, ya wanker.

    Leave it to you to not

    Leave it to you to not understand a colloquialism.  I am fully aware of British humor and slang (hence my user name).  Sorry about your stunted education and arrested maturity development.  That can be fixed, you know.  But you'll have to leave all you left-wing "intellectual" toys behind.  It'll be difficult, but I have faith that you can pull it off.  Meanwhile, done with you.

    Fixing gutter's

    stunted education and arrested maturity development will require a frontal lobotomy.

    I'm getting truly tired of this liberal little guttersnipe.  Derailing a good thread is inexcusable.

     

    French?

    That sounded Brit to me, LOL.

    Which is perfectly acceptable.

     

    Here it is, used in

    Here it is, used in context:

    BRIAN:
    Are you the Judean People's Front?
    REG:
    F*** off!
    BRIAN:
    What?
    REG:
    Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. Cawk.
    FRANCIS:
    Wankers.
    BRIAN:
    Can I... join your group?
    REG:
    No. P*** off.

    »→ Tim

    I don't think GM made the Wankel engine, that was Mazda.

    Ohhhh that GM!  That Wanker!!!!

    Gotcha now.

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    Mr. Arrow!

    I've been missing you.  Haven't seen you since...last week?

    »→ GM

    I work 4 days on & 4 days off.  12 hr. shifts.

    Today's my first day off.

    Some of us do our best work in debate, others in analysis.  Couldn't have much of a debate withour the resident lefties, I guess.

    Good to see you keeping the collective blood pressure up. 

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    All my love

    Nice to see you again.  Keep up the good work.

    MB, that's what I was

    MB, that's what I was thinking.

    Here they have him in place of an old dead white man...you know like the kind they have on the paper money? 

    You can't make this crap up!

     Liberals, you gotta make fun of 'em!

    KUDOS!

    Just 4 words but one of the most clever comments on this site for a long time.

    Unfortunately now we have to get you back to school for a little refresher on "to, too and two".

    "Unfortunately now we have

    "Unfortunately now we have to get you back to school for a little refresher on "to, too and two"."

    Sorry, just a typing error and a quick post. Perhaps the web-god will forgive my sin. 

    Don't Know About the Web-God

    . . . . but all is forgiven by CWG.

    It's more like "Where to,

    It's more like "Where to, Ms. Pelosi."

    Singing: What a joy to

    Singing:

    What a joy to take the wheel....in your merry Oldsmobile.....

    (only those of us of a certain age will remember that...)

    I know that

    I know that song!!!

    Better caption: Only THAT ONE can afford gas these days. 

    That which does not kill me had best render me incapable of returning fire.

    caption: LIBS STUCK IN

    caption: LIBS STUCK IN PAST - CANT LOOK FORWARD! 

    I am sick of these the libmedia trumpin' this guy up, my HOPE is that America survives him better than we did Carter and that he falls flat on his face.

    See Newt run? Run, Newt, run!    

    That which does not kill me had best render me incapable of returning fire.

    Always said he was an

    Always said he was an Empty-Suit...guess the msm found one he can fill.

    "America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

    Ready, set....

    Let's see now, put gear selector on "R" (for Renagade of course!) and then stomp down on the gas.

     Yup, ready to go back to the future... (Brother, can you spare a dime?)

     

    The more things change the more they stay the same.

     Since the CATO institute published an article 5 years ago showing how FDR prolonged the Great Depression, the caption should read, " Here We Go Again!"

    http://www.cato.org/pubs/policy_report/v25n4/powell.pdf

    “I've spoken to all of them that are living.  I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any seances" B.H. Obama

    But you forget...

    The longer it lasts, the longer it will be "Bush's fault!"

    Yes and....

    it took World War 2 to get us out of the depression. I don't want another world war to get us out of a mess that Obama may cause. It may take a World Dictator (Anti-Christ) , one world government, to get us out of the mess this time. That's if he causes a mess that many fear.

    FDR prolonged the Great Depression

    Thank you for being the first person to actually address the topic of the original post.

    I not only stole and

    I not only stole and election with the media's help, I stole this car too.  Hehehe Ill get you my little pretty. 

    Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

    Socialist America

    "FDR started this country down a socialist path!  I intend to finish the job!" - Barack Obama, caught off mic when asked a question by Joe the Plumber (again).

    One more...

    "Only four terms!  Ha!  FDR only had J. Edgar Hoover, I have a 'Civilian National Security Force!'"

    So should we look forward to

    So should we look forward to Great Depression 2, or World War 3? I'm feeling so nostalgic.

    Easy question.  The answer

    Easy question.  The answer is: Both.

    The best is yet to come

    Filling the internment camps full of conservative talk show hosts until the end of our democracy is what I expect.

    The New Deal prolonged the

    Meanwhile,

    Joe the Biden does the play-by play commentary, while Franklin Delano Obama is on his way to address the nation on live television.....

    "Highlights of F.D.O's speech are reported to include the classic 'we have nothing itself to fear in the fifty-five states of America', as long as we have plenty of that three letter word....J.O.B.S.!"

    <edit>  Michelle is gonna kick Barry's a**, or Time's a**, for portraying The One with a fag hanging out of his mouth.  Six of one, half a dozen of the other, take your pick! 

    Barry, you still smokin'?

    One with a fag hanging out

    One with a fag hanging out of his mouth - I heard he had this problem with fags.  Was that intentional?

    Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

    Mais oui, mon ami

    Practicing my furrein accent, Dan my Texas pal.

     

     

    Here we go again

    It is probably against the rules of the Department of Motor Vehicles to drive a motorized vehicle with any part of a fag hanging out of your mouth.

    Mica....you guys are killing me......

    LMAO!!!!!!!

    "If a man does his best, what else is there"?

    General George S. Patton Jr.

    »→ Symbolic Change

    That which he did with Mr. Sinclair in the privacy of a limo, he now practices with the top down.

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    Ouch

    The Obama's going to get you two for those comments!

    Oh, I am laughing sooooo hard!

     

    Blonde

    That's "fern" accent, as in "ferners", as in those who ain't from here. :)

    BTW, go Gators, beat 'bama.

    "This
    liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
    basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

    "fag hanging out of his

    "fag hanging out of his mouth"

    That's funny.  No, really.  Hilarious.  Comic gold.  Side-splitting.

    I'm looking forward to the HBO comedy hour.

    "The O-nly thing to fear

    "The O-nly thing to fear ..."

    The O-nly thing we have to fear is

    Me, Nancy and Harry in full power. But if that doesn't do it for ya, that civllian force of obamanuts will do nicely too

    I have only ever made one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it - Voltaire

    Shouldn't that read:

    The Raw Raw Deal

    If I were a Valley Girl

    I'd have to say GAG ME WITH A SPOON!

    And...

    "B.H.O., smiling for a huge crowd of his 'Civilian National Security Force' supporters on the afternoon of his sixth innaugural parade, was solemn earlier this morning, as he announced the resignation of his best friend and National Security Advisor, William Ayers."

    "Civilian Colonel Ayers, former head of the CNSF, announced his resignation from the NSA to return to Chicago for his retirement.  Colonel Ayers wife, Bernardine, will be assuming the post in the NSA at the request of the Beloved Leader himself."

    "Said Beloved Leader: 'Bernardine, while just someone I know from my neighborhood, has been a great friend and advisor to me for many years now.'"

    retro... All joking

    retro...

    All joking aside, the words in your post are exactly what I fear in the long run.

    "America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

    That wasn't a joke...

    It was a premonition.

    A semi-conscious one based on all the very real announcements and actions happening around us.

    Which way to Clinton's 'Bridge to the 21st Century'?

    "Which way to Clinton's 'Bridge to the 21st Century'?  I'm going to drive BACK across it!  I liked things better on the other side, BEFORE the era of big government was over, and before we ended welfare as we know it."

    "Ha, ha, ha..."

    "Destroyed the economy, rich as hell.  Ain't this a great country!"

    ---------------------

    "And thanks to all that carbon crap Gore thought up, I am the last person in this country with a funtioning vehicle!  Yeeeeaaahhhh! Thank you Howard."

     

    Obama taking Socialism for a

    Obama taking Socialism for a ride around the country.

    Ha...

    "I can ride in a convertable because I have banned all the guns!  And mah Civilian National Security Force has been bustin' down doors for three terms collectin' em all!"

    »→ Mah Security Force

    And that GOOGLE flu tracking is working so good, I know where all the hotbeds of insurrection are located.

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    Doh!!!

    switching to cuil.com RIGHT NOW!

    You better hope...

    "You better hope I don't get sick like FDR, 'cause Michelle ain't no Eleanor!"

    The wheels of Socialism

    The wheels of Socialism roll once again...thanks to MSM.

    Fasten your seatbelts...we are in for a long, bumpy ride!

    TN MOM... Fasten your

    TN MOM...

    Fasten your seatbelts...we are in for a long, bumpy ride!

    Ding!...Ding!...Ding! That is a WINNER!

    (I posted that somewhere yesterday...wished I would of thought of here..glad you did....lol.)

    "America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

    bt

    I didn't copy...promise!

    PS  With all his Clinton era picks for his new adminstration,  I'm thinking Obama's 'Change' needs a tune-up already :)

    TN...LOL...You got that

    TN...LOL...You got that right...I think he is stuck in reverse...

    "America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

    At Least Our State . . .

    voted correctly.... massively against the "O" and his squad of retreads. I hope Hillary doesn't accept that Secy. of State job, although the whole State Department is now full of socialists and has been since FDR, which is why the cover of the magazine is so funny. Actually, he looks more like a p**p sitting in the car. The reason FDR was seated in the car was because he physically couldn't stand for the shot. Very poor taste on the part of Time, but it's more a warning than an insult.

    FDR knew...

    "The nice thing about bein' king is, even if you bankrupt the governement, you still got all the guns!  Well, soon we will, anyway."

    My Caption

    "I'm ridin' in high cotton now!"

     

    "If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!"

     

     

    Move along Shelly...

    "Hurry along Shelly...we're dashing off to see Mahmoud and Hugo at Camp David this weekend. You can chat with the little people when we get back!!"

    www.ArmchairEnergist...

    My legs! My legs! What the

    My legs! My legs! What the f%^k happened to my legs!

     

    OPENING JANUARY 20TH IN A THEATER NEAR YOU!

    RAW DEAL II : THE COMPLETE HOSING OF AMERICA!

    • Starring: Barack Hussein Obama, along with an all-star cast of lilly-white Clinton retreads!
    • Join them as this hastily patched-together band of buffoons and incompetent boobs team up to complete the fleecing that began under FDR!
    • After all, who needs hope and change when its so much easier to just have more of the same?!

    -Dave

    Did this country just elect Obama/Biden, or was it Soros/Ayers?

    "Hey, press, remember the

    "Hey, press, remember the way you hid FDR's polio cause he asked you to? How about keeping my charade going?"

    Bingo!

    Except that he'll soon control them by executive order, so he won't have to ask like FDR did.

    "Ok, I just love dressin

    "Ok, I just love dressin like FDR, gives me hope, and all that crap!  Now, let's see... he got elected 4 times, I just gotta beat that record, too.  2008 - the media hands it to me.  2012, still using the media, and this 'Bush did it' line has a hell of a shelf-life.  2016, hmmm. not constitutional to run again... that's Ok, my CNSF will be in place and we'll just mark that one up to a coup... um, I mean a coup-le of good previous terms. "

    THE NEW NEW DEAL <fine

    THE NEW NEW DEAL

    <fine print under headline>

    Taxing you can count on!

    Spending you can count on!

    Appeasment you can count on!

    Flowery, meaningless speaches you can count on!

    "There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

    Have you seen this picture

    I dunno what I'd say to that picture, but was wondering what you all thought you'd caption this picture with:

    http://abclive.in/abclive_global/indian-prime-minister-manmohan-singh-telephone-barack-obama.html

    My caption is:

    What's wrong with this picture?  Well, Barack is taking that 3 AM phone call from halfway around the world, so what's wrong with that???  Ummmmm, Mr. Wonder and Light, Man of the incredible intellect, um, sir, your phone is upside down.  The talky part is the other way.  Yes....there you go sir,  now just say uh,uh,uh, into the phone so that they know it's you....

    Hey 5kids,

    Do you think it was posed? Hadn't seen it before, I'll bet his handlers made the whole story up.

    I'm sure they just said something like....

    "Now do that thing where you look brilliant", and he did.  I wish that picture made the cover of Time. 

    I laughed so hard when I saw the picture I couldn't breathe -- especially since it did say that it was 3 (maybe AM) on the clock, and he's answering the phone upside down....

    If I have to look at one more Obama image I'm going to scream.  Went to the bookstore yesterday to get some great conservative books (I love seeing the looks on the faces of the crunchy granola's as I walk past Inconvenient Truth and pick up my "Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming"), and there were even Obama playing cards.  GAK.  It's going to be a long four years....

    5Kids

    It won't be long and I'll bet you could find a set of playing cards on a conservative website portraying all the usual suspects from the Obama Administration. Who do you think will be the Joker?

    "But FDR couldn't jump!"

    "But FDR couldn't jump ... yes I can! Plus, he moved his cousin into the whitehouse ... we're bringing the mother-in-law, 'n a whole lotta audacity!"

    Crash,

    Don't forget to pardon Auntie.

    HeHeHeHeh!

    You didn't recognize me when I ran.

    I'm the Penguin HeHeHeh!

    You'll never get me Batman!

    I apologize

    For some reason Driving Mrs Daisy is coming to mind...

    Camelot or FDR

    Obama: Either it's Camelot or FDR. Make up your mind! 

    Frankly, my daughters wish it was FDR.

    But because the MSM may decide it's Camelot, my 2 daughters are arguing between which one marries the much older person and which one learns to salute and fly the plane.

    »→ Out on the Town

    Well, the little woman is home getting channelled by Hillary Clinton, so I thought I'd hit the town.

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    5kidsnadog

    That picture cracked me up!  Thanks for the laugh.

     

    "If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!"

    It's no Joke

    It is really the new cover of Time

    time magazine should come with a barf bag inside

    hasn't even taken office yet.the real fdr was sec. of the navy , governor of new york, actually did something.whether you like the new deal or not . i don't  .has enough on his plate. even if the economy was ok and osama was strapped to a chair being worked over with a carving knife and a pair of pliers. his presidency is a referendum on affirmative action, that alone is enough...the  other 800 pound gorilla in the room ... i am old enough to remember the '68 riots.the secret service must be having s**tfits.. 

    They Started a Joke

    That started the whole world laughing (as they did when Hitler began his rise), crying (we might be soon) . . . . this is such an insult to FDR even though I have no respect for the NWO guru . . . Can't wait to see those guys at the White Throne Judgment . . . Oh, we won't be there 'cause it will be too painful to watch the pre-crispy critter phase.

    ---

    "Hey, you're right, Michelle -  this hat DOES make my ears look smaller!"


    What did bush do?

    See above sorry about that.

     

    missed

     

     

    "Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

    January 20, 2009...a day

    January 20, 2009...a day which will live in infamy.

    "Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan

    fitzfong.blogspot.com

    Obama Version of JFK

     

    Ask not what your country can do for your wallet, ask what your wallet can do for the country.

    Obama Worshipers

     

    We can be absolutely certain only about things we do not understand.  Eric Hoffer

    Caution:  This vehicle

    Caution:  This vehicle (obama admin) makes LEFT turns ONLY!

    new deal  no gas no ass no

    new deal  no gas no ass no grass no ride sums up his admin so far

    Cut-n-Paste

    Cut-n-Paste

    <insert self-aggrandizing presidential image here> 

     

    member of the Conservative Independant Witness Protection Program since Nov. 5, 2008

    ...

    "Trick or treat!"

          
    --- Young Barack Obama, Halloween 1968

    "Pimp my ride, fools!"

    "Pimp my ride, fools!"

    Obama is not mein fuhrer 

    A NEW DEAL SAME AS THE OLD NEW DEAL, only worster

    No chicken in any pot, no electricity by coal, no savings in any banks,

    And my personal favorite millions of dead Iraqies.

    First Mutt's Viet Nam 2

    IranianUranium

    Caption

    We beez drivin' Ms Clinton... cuz they done put all Clinton's hacks in my cabnet for Ms. Clinton droppin' out. So we beez having the change we promised... back to them good ol Clinton daze

    "This Christmas coming to a

    "This Christmas coming to a theatre near you. From the same producers that brought you "Goddamn America" " The Million Man March" and "Prarie Fire" comes a story of one mans ruthless rise to the top, taking out anyone in his way, reminiscent of Scarface, comes a rollercoaster ride of political intrigue. 

    A UTP pictures presentation (Unrepentant Terrorist Pictures)

    Barack Obama is........ American Gangster."

     

     

     

     

    "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

    - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

    " The Cake is a lie."   

    Blazer... I'm pretty sure

    Blazer...

    I'm pretty sure it's "American Gangsta".

    Proof - Liberals Are Looney-Toons!

     

     Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/  

      My bad sho', you be so

      My bad sho', you be so right Clear, fo rizzle ma' nizzle. : )

    "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

    - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

    " The Cake is a lie."   

    Ok Blazer... What in the

    Ok Blazer...

    What in the hell does "fo rizzle ma' nizzle" mean???

    My street cred as a thug is in question, so be nice!

    Proof - Liberals Are Looney-Toons!

     

     Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/  

    Smoking is bad for you

    That has been the mantra for the past 20 years or so.  But now, that One is shown smoking....tomorrow, kids will be lining up for a drag.  (Or a fag, as my British pals say)

    Charley McCarthy fails his

    Charley McCarthy fails his POTUS impersonation

       “The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.”   -Chief Justice John Roberts

    This Prez is the fashizzel you dizzle...

    How ridiculous is that cover....when will the kool-aid run out and the media wake-up and get their collective head out of his butt????

    The answer is "Never!"....He

    The answer is "Never!"....He is Their Creation, therefore anything He Touches turns to gold (fools gold for us)...

    Obama is not mein fuhrer 

    "Monica! How did you get

    "Monica! How did you get down there? Whoa!"

    okay

    the similarity between George Bush and Barack Obama is their desire for peace talks.

    A Convertible...BAD IDEA

    Make you own TIME cover and share them... Mine is DRIVING ON THE LEFT SIDE

    http://scottoncapecod.wordpress.com/2008/11/15/time-to-read-something-else/

    www.ScottOnCapeCod.com

    "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"... until they get fed-up enough to finally say something about it!

    The cover is a bit

    The cover is a bit silly...but it pales in comparison to the goofballs and duchebags on this site.  People, why don't you say what you really mean?  C'mon let out the real you.  Say what's deep in your heart.  Calling him Barry or Hussein can't really scratch that itch of distain you have for him can it?

    Let out your true inner voice...it's like admitting your gay, on this site you'l find more hugs and support as you aknowlege you all really feel the same way.

     Or rather...here's a term you can related to more... "Call a spade...a spade"

    "Call a spade...a spade"

    I think the administrators of this site should ban you. 

    But this is precisely the kind of language you low lifes use on that Nazi site Daily Kuss.

    Considering none of you clowns can come up with any substantive reasons to elect this fraud - no experience and therefore no qualifications - then it must be because he is African American and therefore makes it an affirmative action appointment.

    Unfortunately not only are people like you going to live to deeply regret this guy but it also has to include the rest of us who knew better.

    I agree Gat

    This poster is a troll of the worst sort, notice the lovely name-calling of the NB community here.

    NC does nothing but troll and throw out flamers.

    Agreed, adds nothing.  Needs to go.

     

    J & GNY, I third that. Time for NCguy to be sent to Troll Hell.

    His incessant accusations of "racism" have become tiresome.

    LOL-Maybe the Obama people will give him a nice severance package.  :-)

    -Dave

    Did this country just elect Obama/Biden, or was it Soros/Ayers?

    GNY.... I have asked the

    GNY....

    I have asked the guy be banned, I have asked for others to also complain to the top, I rarely rarely do this...I despise this troll...if others do not complain, the likes of this despicable piece of work will stay here, and most likely end up getting one of us banned...lol.

    "America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

    NC

    You don't resemble my friends in NC. What planet are you from?

    What planet are you

    What planet are you from?

    Uranus, obviously.  :-)

    -Dave

    Did this country just elect Obama/Biden, or was it Soros/Ayers?

    Wow.  Nothing like original

    Wow.  Nothing like original comedy

    I think ncguy stands for

    I think ncguy stands for Neo-Communist. He's a flippant troll. 

    For the record, Barack Hussein Obama II is his birth name, he went (goes) by Barry. 

     

    »→ Crash

    As indicated by the relief he claims to have felt upon coming out,  it may stand for not closeted.

    • LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

    »→ NCguy

    You're welcome to explain the catharsis you enjoyed when you admitted you were gay, since you have already admitted to knowing what it's like.  And obviously you did it on a site that not only offered acceptance of your homosexuality, but you got hugs and acceptance as well.

    Looks like you're the one who just couldn't wait to jump out there with the "spade" joke.

    You're nothing if not predictable.

    • LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

    OK, I'll bite.  I hereby

    OK, I'll bite.  I hereby let out my true inner voice.  I will let down my guard and say what I really believe...the word is "disdain".  Assclown.

    "Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan

    fitzfong.blogspot.com

    Straight out of central casting.

    Happy daze are here inane.

    SBourg I'm gonna get the

    SBourg

    I'm gonna get the economy working again.....during my 4th term!!  

     

    It took the death of FDR to

    It took the death of FDR to get the economy going under his leadership.  16 years of Depression.  FDR was a drag on the economy. 

     

    "Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink."  P.J.O'Rourke

    Jesus Hussein Christ:

    "I have been called the messiah. Watch, I'll blow a halo instead of a smoke screen. Boo-yah!" 

    Never noticed that before

    I have a coworker who frequently exclaims "Jesus H. Christ!"  Never thought of "Hussein" for the H.

     

    Sarah Palin/Jason Lewis 2012

    Obama, pathological nacissist: http://www.faithfree...

    Cover of Time

      Wow, my first post here. :)


    That picture of Obama as FDR is revolting. Sickening and disrespectful to a former president. Obama has done nothing but win a campaign. Questions surround the man. The legality of the money the campaign raised. His past associations. His true stance on many political issues. This is not a man America can believe in. He's got more skeletons in his closet than the current sitting president. This man has an eeriness about him that quiet frankly will divide the country even further. 

     

    Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

     Welcome to NB,


     Welcome to NB, Jackie.

    -Ben

    Cool Cat Daddy---------

    A vision of audaciousness at it's zenith, beyond hubris.