Barack Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy after their meeting at the Elysee Palace, in Paris, Friday, July 25, 2008. (AP Photo/Remy de la Mauviniere)
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"Dude. I thought we were
July 25, 2008 - 16:48 ET by Cureboy675"Dude. I thought we were supposed to do that fist bump thing"
Sarkozy . . .
July 26, 2008 - 04:49 ET by DoktorFrankenSarkozy: One down Low? Too slow!
"No really I am not Muslim..." - B. Hussein
July 27, 2008 - 10:46 ET by PopularTech"In Indonesia, I had spent two years at a Muslim school" - Barrack Hussein Obama
- Barrack Hussein Obama was born a Muslim
- Barrack Hussein Obama's Middle Name is Muslim
- Barrack Hussein Obama's Father was a Muslim
- Barrack Hussein Obama's Stepfather was a Muslim
- Barrack Hussein Obama's Grandfather was a Muslim
- Barrack Hussein Obama's Brothers are Muslim
- Barrack Hussein Obama was registered as a Muslim in schools in Indonesia
- Barrack Hussein Obama studied the Koran and attended weekly religion lessons about Islam in school in Indonesia
- Barrack Hussein Obama prayed in mosques in Indonesia
Barack Obama's Muslim Childhood (FrontPageMag)
Confirmed: Barack Obama Practiced Islam (FrontPageMag)
Islam an unknown factor in Obama bid (L.A. Times)
Islamic Links on Obama Web Site (NewsMax)
Nation of Islam activists on Obama camp payroll (WorldNetDaily)
Obama and Islam (FrontPageMag)
Obama and Islamic Jihad (FrontPageMag)
Obama's Muslim Brother found in England (The Sun, UK)
Obama's Minister Honored Farrakhan (NewsMax)
Obama Raised as Muslim; Attended Madrassa (Common Voice)
Obama was 'quite religious in Islam' (WorldNetDaily)
Hamas endorses Obama (WorldNetDaily)
More terrorists endorse Obama (WorldNetDaily)
Muslims for Obama 2008
Radical Muslims for Obama (FrontPageMag)
The Anti 'Man-Made' Global Warming Resource
Barack, mon ami,
July 25, 2008 - 16:53 ET by Ken ShepherdBarack, mon ami, peux-j'obtenir une fist bump?
"Touch my robe and you too
July 25, 2008 - 16:54 ET by Chris Norman"Touch my robe and you too can fly."
McNotObama '08
lol Chris
July 25, 2008 - 17:06 ET by candanceYou need a spew alert for that!
Sarkozy: "I always use my
July 25, 2008 - 17:00 ET by SickofLibsSarkozy: "I always use my right hand, like this."
Your shirt is so white! I
July 25, 2008 - 17:04 ET by KhyrisYour shirt is so white! I shall wave you like a flag!
Why do you have no flagpole? I can see the flag on your lapel... it must be a real flag and not a pin because you don't wear the pin.
Oh well, I will just pretend to wave you with this imaginary flagpole.
Paper
July 25, 2008 - 17:05 ET by Delsacovers Rock
Hi Delsa
July 25, 2008 - 17:07 ET by allamericangirlLooks like we were thinking the same thing :)
HA!
July 26, 2008 - 13:14 ET by DEVILDOCMOMI know I am a day late, but that was my thought. :)
Rock paper scissors. Yes we
July 25, 2008 - 17:06 ET by allamericangirlRock paper scissors. Yes we can make decisions together.
Yup!
July 25, 2008 - 17:50 ET by David N MOMy first thought... Paper wraps stone!
They tell me you want
July 25, 2008 - 17:11 ET by Dan The Man 2They tell me you want change, well I have the change from my bus fair. Open your hand it shall be yours.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
"Great speech!" Now
July 25, 2008 - 17:14 ET by winston smith"Great speech!" Now here is your pay you wild and crazy American home-boy, you!"
wow, you must workout alot,
July 25, 2008 - 17:14 ET by Free Thinkerwow, you must workout alot, nice pecs!
Action Flick
July 25, 2008 - 17:16 ET by macummingsThis is where my hand will enter your chest to yank out your heart!
And this is my Obamachop, blocking your wussy French assault!
Good one
July 25, 2008 - 17:17 ET by CarlosSGood one, Barack, now you pull my thumb!
allamericangirl
July 25, 2008 - 17:35 ET by DelsaYou know what they say about GREAT MINDS!
What with the fist bump, we
July 25, 2008 - 18:03 ET by tazzWhat with the fist bump, we shake the hands then do the fist thing....Hey lady!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama:....nice to
July 25, 2008 - 18:03 ET by BEGRUNTObama: Nice to meet you President Sarkozy, extending his hand.
Sarkozy: psych!!
"If a man does his best, what else is there"?
General George S. Patton Jr.
Sarkozy: Funny, I'm Pro
July 25, 2008 - 18:07 ET by Eileen RightSarkozy: Funny, I'm Pro America and you're Anti America, who'd a thought!!!
ER
July 26, 2008 - 16:28 ET by DoktorFrankenI really like that one!
What really happened
July 25, 2008 - 18:12 ET by krizhekNicolas: Hey! I got your flag pin!
Obama: I don't wear one!
Both: Hahahaha!
?
July 25, 2008 - 19:02 ET by DingbatHe is wearing a pin...has anyone seen what kind of pin has all of a sudden sprouted?
Made in France
July 26, 2008 - 16:31 ET by DoktorFrankenSarko: You know, we make those all-white lapel pins right here in Paris.
spreken zie deutsch
July 25, 2008 - 18:17 ET by ort777Merci boku! Where's the teleprompter?
Freaky Friday Coup de Grace!
July 26, 2008 - 09:16 ET by CrashA low ranking U.S. Senator meets with French President Nicolas Sarkozy where they switched bodies for the afternoon.
So much for communicating with foreign leaders.
According to the Messiah,
July 25, 2008 - 18:41 ET by Captain RepusAccording to the Messiah, he and Sarcosi had in-depth discussions about virtually all of the world's problem areas and all issues of importance in todays world.
Wow! They must be really fast talkers since their entire meeting took place over a total of 45 minutes. If you throw in about 11 minutes of Obammy using the word "uh" during his 22.5 minutes, 4 minutes of him rubbing Sarcosi's arm or back, and a few seconds for him to occasionally swallow and breath, that means he was able to describe his solutions and ideas on all of the world problems in something in the order of 8 minutes.
Captain Repus
July 25, 2008 - 19:01 ET by cheesegraterReally enjoy your comments. Your use of numbers gives a unique perspective on the things you write about.
Thanks cheese, I appreciate
July 25, 2008 - 21:08 ET by Captain RepusThanks cheese, I appreciate your interest. I find that most liberal readers have a hard time disputing facts and numbers and don't seem to be capable of dealing with logic or reasoning so I try to make it easy for them. They are such simplistic creatures, but we must do our best to educate them.
Obama: OK, you got the
July 25, 2008 - 18:46 ET by motherbeltObama: OK, Sark, you already got the fist bump part, now open your hand like this and I'll show you the touching fingers move...by the time we're done, you'll be "dappin" with the best of 'em!
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
Mother were you
July 26, 2008 - 00:45 ET by I.am.DILLIGAFin the Nam? I dont think I have heard it called the dap since I was there geezzzz that is too funny.
Guns and Violence are not the answer but they are one solution to the problem== SARG
No, but I was around in the
July 26, 2008 - 08:04 ET by motherbeltNo, but I was around in the 70's. That's when the dap was "in."
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
<sigh>
July 25, 2008 - 18:59 ET by DingbatAs much as I enjoy participating in these caption fests, I'm getting Messiah over load. I can't see humor in this clown anymore. He's scary. My Sainted momma, rest her soul, would say that he sure is full of himself. The Messiah makes Kerry and Gore look like geniuses and brilliant statesmen. Oh, if only we had a candidate. Alas. Maybe I'll think of something funny after a few sarsaparillas.
Dingbat.. You are not
July 25, 2008 - 19:28 ET by bigtimerDingbat..
You are not alone on the messiah over-load....
I cannot take anymore...I'm burnt out on it.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
bt....I'm so sick of seeing....
July 25, 2008 - 21:13 ET by BEGRUNTthat grinning, arrogant, ego maniac.....I really think americans are starting to get Obama fatigue. If he is sooooooo popular, why isnt it translating to votes??
"If a man does his best, what else is there"?
General George S. Patton Jr.
I agree....could we please
July 25, 2008 - 20:19 ET by motherbeltI agree....could we please have a break from the big O in captionfests? It keeps his face front and center for days at a time!!
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
Kucinich
July 25, 2008 - 20:41 ET by DingbatHere's a better caption topic: I just saw Kucinich and his hammer of a wife (I still wonder about that) entering a Senate hearing room to bash the President (I mean Bush, not Obama). Surely there is a still of the Shrimp and the Fox that would garner a lot of worth captions?
BO is the new Britney ...
July 25, 2008 - 20:42 ET by Crash... we can only hope.
Aren't those are the only photos the MSM has published this month?
"Sorry Monsieur President,
July 25, 2008 - 19:38 ET by BlazerB.O.:
"Sorry Monsieur President, but the fist bump is a black thing, you wouldn't understand it. A simple handshake will suffice, pétard. "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
<gag>
July 25, 2008 - 19:40 ET by mattm<gag>
Oops
July 25, 2008 - 20:18 ET by DingbatThe Messiah: Lets shake on France electing a Black to any position of authority.
Eyewash
July 25, 2008 - 20:30 ET by lareeIt's a photo op is the French President, giving Obama a fist pound? Yeah Drop it like it's hot :)
http://imustimes.wordpress.com/2008/07/24/jacobs-obama-to-iraq-its-all-eye-wash/
Sarkozy passes the long-held
July 25, 2008 - 21:04 ET by Hero SquadSarkozy passes the long-held French "Surrender Monkey" title to its new owner.
*****
"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will
yes Hero
July 25, 2008 - 21:35 ET by candanceI vote this as the best caption of the week.
BTW we should give some kind of award to the winners.
D'accord! Merci Beaucoup
July 25, 2008 - 22:18 ET by Dingbatwow dingbat
July 25, 2008 - 22:47 ET by candanceYou spelled it correctly and everything. Je suis impressione.
Aw Shucks...
July 26, 2008 - 07:42 ET by DingbatBut I cheated: my wife is Belgian (French speaking). However, I <strong>can<\strong> say more than Merci Beaucoup :-).
Hero Squad, LOL-they can lock the thread now.
July 25, 2008 - 22:33 ET by R D HelmThat was perfect!
The truth is insensitive. - Neal Boortz
Thank you, thank you. I'll
July 26, 2008 - 22:03 ET by Hero SquadThank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
*****
"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will
To symbolize the desired one
July 25, 2008 - 22:23 ET by GregETo symbolize the desired one world government, Barrack Obama holds out his hand as French President Nicolas Sarkozy begins a no winner, no loser, tag-team version of the popular game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
→ Caption
July 25, 2008 - 22:18 ET by Cool Arrow"Monsieur Obama, Jesse Jackson sent me these. Hold out your hand.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE
Possibly the best one, we
July 25, 2008 - 22:43 ET by Dan The Man 2Possibly the best one, we got a winnar har.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
→ Actually, Barack
July 25, 2008 - 22:47 ET by Cool ArrowActually Barack, Monsieur Jackson said "stuff these down his punk-a$% throat"
LYDSEXICS UNTIE
Sarkozy joking,
July 25, 2008 - 22:20 ET by Parker1227"Sorry I forgot to hang a picture of Osama over the fireplace - get it..., get it?"
Who
July 25, 2008 - 22:33 ET by VonuI say, who's your Mac Daddy?
Nicolas Sarkozy discovers that the suit Obama is wearing...
July 25, 2008 - 22:39 ET by R D Helm...is as empty as a politician's promise.
The truth is insensitive. - Neal Boortz
Sarkosy: Blacker than
July 25, 2008 - 22:49 ET by Roger the ShrubberSarkosy: Blacker than Barrack.
Paper covers
July 25, 2008 - 23:58 ET by fitzfongPaper covers (Ba)rock.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
fitzfong.blogspot.com
Two captions come to mind
July 26, 2008 - 00:15 ET by jefflebowskiSarkozy: I suwwender!
or
Sarkozy: Slap a my hand, black soul man
Jeff Lebowski
www.angrywhitedude.c...
Ok Sarkozy, I urinated on
July 26, 2008 - 06:16 ET by dodecahedronOk Sarkozy, I urinated on Brandenburg Gate....now pay me that 50 euros you owe me.
Shake your hand? I don't
July 26, 2008 - 07:02 ET by dodecahedronShake your hand? I don't get Sar-kozy with just anyone. How about a cordial French heart punch instead?
Sarkozy: "That's funny.
July 26, 2008 - 07:05 ET by dodecahedronSarkozy: "That's funny. They told me you'd be made of steel. Feels more like silicon."
Obama: uh, uh, uh, you
July 26, 2008 - 08:09 ET by ThisnThatObama: uh, uh, uh, you know, uh, uh...hmmmm
Sarkozy: This is a joke, right? My great friend, President Bush, needs to give you speaking lessons. You make me laugh, Obama.
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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber
Silly Frenchman
July 26, 2008 - 09:17 ET by CrashJesse would have gone straight for the nuts!
Sarkozy: Barry, you remind
July 26, 2008 - 09:18 ET by charlietexasSarkozy: Barry, you remind me of my favorite kitty....PeePee la pew. He is black with a white stripe down his back.....WeeeWeee....I love that cat(pu**y) ;)
mom
Merci Bull Crap!
July 26, 2008 - 09:27 ET by CrashPeople from other countries do speak our slanguage better than us and all we can say is "merci bull crap."
Sarkozy: If I put sh!t in
July 26, 2008 - 09:28 ET by pbanks7Sarkozy: If I put sh!t in one hand and hope in the other, which will fill up first?
Barak: Uh, u-uh, uhhh, uh u-uhh.....
Sarkozy: Here's your change. Next!
Raise your right hand, put your left hand on the Bible, take off your hat. I said raise your right hand, put your left hand on the Bible, take off your hat.
this may be old
July 26, 2008 - 20:20 ET by ort777How about Uh-bama? Maybe that's been used but I think it's appropriate.
"Please accept this new
July 26, 2008 - 10:22 ET by Jack BauerSorry Mr. President...
July 26, 2008 - 10:49 ET by c5thenFist bumbs are reserved for brothahs and sistahs...
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.
Surprsed No One Got This . . .
July 26, 2008 - 12:01 ET by Gat New YorkThat is definately a cocaine score pass off: Sarkozy to O.
When cultures collide!
July 26, 2008 - 13:18 ET by RackieDude.....you smoke, you choke.
Sarkozy Sez . . .
July 26, 2008 - 14:20 ET by DoktorFrankenSarkozy: When they said you were packin' I naturally thought they meant . . .
Monsieur Barrak, eet ees so
July 26, 2008 - 18:41 ET by Free StinkerMonsieur Barrak, eet ees so good to talk to an American politeeshan who understands zee importance of having, how you say, a meestriss!
Barack Obama and French
July 26, 2008 - 22:06 ET by GrannyGrump42Barack Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy play a friendly game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
...as Barack deftly changes
July 27, 2008 - 13:03 ET by Hero Squad...as Barack deftly changes his "scissors" to "paper"before Sarkozy notices. Because to Barack, "change" also means never having to lose Rock-Scissors-Paper.
*****
"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will
"And my first executive order....
July 27, 2008 - 11:19 ET by AmericanEnergist"And my first executive order when I am crowned, er, sworn in as President is to repeal American fries and rename them French fries again!"
"Merci beaucoup, bro!!"
www.ArmchairEnergist...
The Best of Both World Tours?
July 27, 2008 - 13:21 ET by lareeThis is one of the funniest takes on the cult of Obama, I have read.
Point, Hannah Montana draws big crowds too. Does Obama and Cyrus, share the same PR company?
http://www.tygrrrrexpress.com/2008/07/barack-hannah-montana-obama/
Don't Go Changing Just To Please Me.....
July 27, 2008 - 13:24 ET by lareeAbout Obama's "Change Agenda"
Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the 'Gunny' that they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear. The Gunny responded, 'Aye,aye, sir, I'll see to it immediately.'
He went into the barracks and said, 'The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Kwiatkowski, Brown, you change with Schultz. Get to it'.
The moral:
A candidate may promise change in Washington, but don't count on things smelling any better.
Sarkozy: "See Barack?? I
July 27, 2008 - 15:33 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorSarkozy: "See Barack?? I told you political power is such an aphrodisiac.... your nipples are as hard as rock!"
Give the MSM the middle finger.... vote for John McCain! - BuxomAnnieMcGreggor
Sarkozy: No, no, no Barry!
July 27, 2008 - 16:08 ET by RukusSarkozy: No, no, no Barry! When you meet with Ahmadinnerjacket show him THIS!, not THAT! Geez, and I'm French even!...
"Nuke 'em 'til they... oh hell, just shoot 'em!"
Le Feest Boomp
July 27, 2008 - 16:49 ET by socal4patrickMon Deux monsieur Ricky Barry, I thought Dis "Feest Boomp" was how you African Amerikanz greeted one another. It ees "Boomp", no ?
"If you want to save the world you must be willing to make others sacrifice" ....Dogbert the green consultant
Ah, Ricki Boobee, Geeve me
July 27, 2008 - 20:10 ET by stormy67Ah, Ricki Boobee,
Geeve me zee five feast chest bumpa.
Psych
July 27, 2008 - 22:50 ET by socal4patrickPsych ! You stoopid american liberals fall for it every time. I steel remember that peanut farmer Carter. I weel make you my, how you say, beech.
"If you want to save the world you must be willing to make others sacrifice" ....Dogbert, the green consultant to Al Gore