'Snowden' Actress Encourages Masturbation Education for Young Girls

September 16th, 2016 2:56 PM

Editor’s note: This article contains explicit language.

Should public schools teach sex-ed? How about masturbation? Actress Shailene Woodley votes yes, and The Huffington Post argues, “She’s got a point.”

Ardent Bernie Sanders supporter Woodley advocated educating young girls about masturbation in an interview with The Edit, claiming “if masturbation were taught in school, I wonder how [many] fewer people would get herpes aged 16, or pregnant at 14?” Somehow, devoting education resources to teaching teens to pleasure themselves will lead to fewer STDs/pregnancies? Not quite sure how that works, but liberals will go for anything that promotes sex education in schools.

Woodley also mentioned that she “always had a dream of making a book called “There’s No Right Way to Masturbate.” So progressive.

The Snowden actress’ breakout role was a pregnant high school student in the ABC Family hit series “The Secret Life of the American Teenager,” a show which focused on the sex lives of a few young high schoolers and normalized teenage sex.

While some of Woodley’s enlightened world views might have arisen from the show, the rest probably came from her parents, a psychologist and counselor. She recalled how at home, her parents had a “revolving-door policy,” meaning anyone was welcome to stay in their home at any time. Woodley remarked, “I came home to things that weren’t great … My family is super-fucked up in many ways, but they are also my everything.” How sweet.

Woodley continued, “As a young woman, you don’t learn how to pleasure yourself, you don’t learn what an orgasm should be, you don’t learn that you should have feelings of satisfaction…” Exactly, and therefore schools must subject young students to the sort of debauchery that parents strive to shield from their children.

Sex-obsessed liberals cry foul if a Bible comes within 20 feet of a school, but teaching young girls about masturbation? Sure, let’s do it!

Liberals: Empowering young women one orgasm at a time.