Olbermann: 'Criminal Conspiracy to Cover the Ass' of 'Fascist' Bush


On Monday's "Countdown," MSNBC's Keith Olbermann delivered his latest "Special Comment," inspired by revelations that former Acting Assistant Attorney General Daniel Levin had advised the Bush administration that waterboarding of Al-Qaeda terrorists should be considered torture, as the "Countdown" host charged that "the presidency of George W. Bush has now devolved into a criminal conspiracy to cover the ass of George W. Bush." He further accused Bush of intentionally inducing Al-Qaeda prisoners to make false confessions which Bush could speak of publicly for political gain, which Olbermann contended would "mean George W. Bush is going to prison." He also warned that Bush would like to use his "nightmare presidency" to move America on a course similar to that of 1930s Japanese fascism. Olbermann: "And then to the giddying prospect that maybe you could do what the military fanatics did in Japan in the 1930s and remake a nation into a fascist state so efficient and so self-sustaining that the fascism itself would be nearly invisible." (Transcript follows)

Olbermann began his "Special Comment" segment: "Finally tonight, as promised, a "Special Comment" on the meaning of the story of former U.S. Acting Assistant Attorney General Daniel Levin. It is a fact startling in its cynical simplicity, and it requires cynical and simple words to be properly expressed. The presidency of George W. Bush has now devolved into a criminal conspiracy to cover the ass of George W. Bush."

After recounting Levin's decision to go through the experience of waterboarding and concluding that it fit the definition of torture, Olbermann argued that Levin had made Bush into a "liar" and a "criminal." Olbermann: "Made you into a liar, Mr. Bush. Made you into, if anybody had the guts to pursue it, a criminal, Mr. Bush."

The MSNBC host chided Democratic Senators Chuck Schumer and Dianne Feinstein for announcing their intention to vote to confirm Attorney General nominee Michael Mukasey in light of Mukasey's refusal to declare waterboarding to be torture, and urged Congress to "lock this government down financially until a special prosecutor is appointed."

Then came Olbermann's conspiracy theory that, because studies supposedly show that torture is more likely to encourage false confessions than honest confessions from its subjects, Bush knowingly induced detainees to make false confessions of terror plots so the President would have terror plots of "authentic-sounding fiction" that could be recounted publicly for political gain. He further charged that if true, Bush would face not only impeachment, but prison:

"If, say, a President simply needed a constant supply of terrorist threats to keep the country scared, if, say, he needed phony plots to play hero during and to boast about interrupting and he used to distract people from the threat he did not interrupt, if, say, he realized that even terrorized people still need good ghost stories before they will let a President pillage the Constitution. Well, heck, Mr. Bush, who better to dream them up for you than an actual terrorist? He'll tell you everything he ever fantasized doing in his most horrific of day dreams. His equivalent of the day you flew onto the deck of the Lincoln to explain you'd won in Iraq. Now, if that's what this is all about, you tortured not because you're stupid and you think that torture produces confession, but that you tortured because you're smart enough to know it produces really authentic-sounding fiction. Well, then, you're going to need all the lawyers you can find because that crime wouldn't just mean impeachment, would it, sir? That crime would mean George W. Bush is going to prison."

Olbermann accused Bush's "nightmare presidency" of the "most efficient and cynical exploitation of tragedy for political gain in this country's history," before suggesting that Bush has the ambition to produce a government comparable to that of 1930s fascism in Japan. Olbermann: "And then to the giddying prospect that maybe you could do what the military fanatics did in Japan in the 1930s and remake a nation into a fascist state so efficient and so self-sustaining that the fascism itself would be nearly invisible."

Below is a complete transcript of Olbermann's "Special Comment" from the Monday November 5 "Countdown" on MSNBC:

KEITH OLBERMANN: Finally tonight, as promised, a "Special Comment" on the meaning of the story of former U.S. Acting Assistant Attorney General Daniel Levin. It is a fact startling in its cynical simplicity, and it requires cynical and simple words to be properly expressed. The presidency of George W. Bush has now devolved into a criminal conspiracy to cover the ass of George W. Bush.

All the petulancy, all the childish threats, all the blank-stare stupidity, all the invocations of World War III, all the sophistic questions about which terrorist attacks we wanted him not to stop, all the phony secrets, all the claims of executive privilege, all the stumbling tapdancing of his nominees, all the verbal flatulence of his apologists, all of it is now, after one revelation last week, transparently clear for what it is, the pathetic and desperate manipulation of the government, the refocusing of our entire nation towards keeping this mock President and this unstable Vice President and this departed wildly self-overrating Attorney General and all the others from potential prosecution for having approved or ordered the illegal torture of prisoners being held in the name of our country.

Waterboarding is torture, Daniel Levin was to write. Daniel Levin was no theorist and no protester, he was no trouble-making politician, he was no table-pounding commentator. Daniel Levin was an astonishingly patriotic American and a brave man. Brave not just with words or with stances, even in a dark time when that kind of bravery can usually be scared or bought off. Charged, as you heard in the story from ABC News last Friday, with assessing the relative legality of the various nightmares in the Pandora's box that is the Orwell-worthy euphemism "enhanced interrogation." Mr. Levin decided that the simplest and the most honest way to evaluate them was to have them enacted upon himself. Daniel Levin took himself to a military base and let himself be waterboarded.

Mr. Bush, ever done anything that personally courageous? Perhaps when you've gone to Walter Reed and teared up over the maimed servicemen, and then gone back to the White House and confirmed and determined that there would be more maimed servicemen? Has it been that kind of personal courage, Mr. Bush, when you've spoken of American triumphs and the triumph of freedom and sacrifice of your own popularity for the sake of our safety, and then permitted others to fire or discredit or destroy anybody who disagreed with you, whether they were your own generals or Max Cleland or Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame or Daniel Levin.

Daniel Levin should have a statue in his honor in Washington right now. Instead, he was forced out as Acting Assistant Attorney General nearly three years ago because he had the guts to do what George Bush could not do in a million years, actually put himself at risk for the sake of his country for the sake of what is right, and they waterboarded him. And he wrote that even though he knew those doing it meant him no harm, and he knew they would rescue him at the instant of the slightest distress and he knew he would not die, still with all that reassurance, he could not stop the terror screaming from inside of him, could not quell the horror, could not convince that which is at the core of each of us, the entity who exists behind all the embellishments we strap to ourselves like purpose and name and family and love, he could not convince his being that he wasn't drowning. Waterboarding, he said, is torture. Legally it is torture. Practically it is torture. Ethically it is torture. And he wrote it down, wrote it down somewhere where it could be contrasted with the words of this country's 43rd President. "The United States of America does not torture."

Made you into a liar, Mr. Bush. Made you into, if anybody had the guts to pursue it, a criminal, Mr. Bush. Waterboarding had already been used on Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and a couple of other men none of us really care about, except, sir, for the one detail you had forgotten, that there are rules. And even if we just make up these rules, this country observes them anyway because we're Americans, sir, and we're better than that. And we're better than you. And the man your Justice Department selected to decide whether or not waterboarding really was torture had decided. And not in some phony academic fashion nor while wearing the Walter Mitty poseur attire of flight suit and helmet. He had put his money, Mr. Bush, where your mouth was. So your sleazy, sycophantic henchman, Mr. Gonzales, had to have him append an asterisk suggesting his black-and-white answer wasn't black-and-white after all, that there might have been a quasi-legal way of torturing people, maybe with an absolute time limit and a physician entitled to stop it, maybe if your administration had ever bothered to set any rules or guidelines.

And then when your people realized that even that was too dangerous, Daniel Levin was branded too independent and someone who could not be counted on. In other words, Mr. Bush, somebody you couldn't count on to lie for you. So Levin was fired because if it ever got out what he'd concluded and the lengths to which he went to validate that conclusion, anybody who had sanctioned waterboarding and who knows what else, anybody, you yourself, sir, you would have been screwed. And screwed you are.

It can't be coincidence that the story of Daniel Levin should emerge from the black hole of this secret society of a presidency just at the conclusion of the unhappy saga of the newest Attorney General nominee. Another patriot somewhere listened as Judge Mukasey mumbled like he'd never heard of waterboarding and refused to answer in words, that which Daniel Levin answered on a waterboard somewhere in Maryland or Virginia three years ago. And this someone also heard George Bush say, "The United States does not torture." And he realized either Mr. Bush was lying or this wasn't the United States of America anymore. And either way, he needed to do something about it.

Not in the way Levin needed to do something about it, but in a brave way nonetheless. We have United States Senators who need to do something about it, too. Chairman Leahy of the Judiciary Committee has seen this for what it is and said, "Enough." Senator Schumer has seen it reportedly as some kind of puzzle piece in the New York political patronage system. And unfortunately, he has failed. What Senator Feinstein has seen to justify joining Schumer in rubber-stamping Mukasey, I cannot guess. It is obvious that both these Senators should look to the meaning of the story of Daniel Levin and recant their support for Mukasey's confirmation. And they should look into their own committee's history, and recall that in 1973 their predecessors were able to wring even from Richard Nixon a guarantee of a special prosecutor, ultimately a special prosecutor of Richard Nixon, in exchange for their approval of his new Attorney General Elliott Richardson. If they could get that out of Nixon, you, before you confirm the President's latest human echo tomorrow, you better be able to get a yes or a no out of Michael Mukasey. Ideally, you should lock this government down financially until a special prosecutor is appointed, or 50 of them. I'm not holding my breath. The yes or the no on the waterboarding would have to suffice. Because remember, if you can't get it or you won't, with the time between tonight and the next presidential election, likely to be the longest year of our lives, you are leaving this country and all of us to the waterboards, symbolic and otherwise, of George W. Bush.

Ultimately, Mr. Bush, the real question isn't who approved the waterboarding of this fiend Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and two others. It is: Why were they waterboarded? Study after study, for generation after generation, sir, has confirmed that torture gets people to talk, torture gets people to plead, torture gets people to break, but torture does not get them to tell the truth. Of course, Mr. Bush, this isn't a problem, is it, if you don't care if the terrorist plots they tell you about are the truth or just something to stop the tormentors from drowning them. If, say, a President simply needed a constant supply of terrorist threats to keep the country scared, if, say, he needed phony plots to play hero during and to boast about interrupting and he used to distract people from the threat he did not interrupt, if, say, he realized that even terrorized people still need good ghost stories before they will let a President pillage the Constitution. Well, heck, Mr. Bush, who better to dream them up for you than an actual terrorist? He'll tell you everything he ever fantasized doing in his most horrific of day dreams. His equivalent of the day you flew onto the deck of the Lincoln to explain you'd won in Iraq. Now, if that's what this is all about, you tortured not because you're stupid and you think that torture produces confession, but that you tortured because you're smart enough to know it produces really authentic-sounding fiction. Well, then, you're going to need all the lawyers you can find because that crime wouldn't just mean impeachment, would it, sir? That crime would mean George W. Bush is going to prison.

Thus, the master tumblers turn and the lock yields and the hidden explanations can all be perceived in their exact proportions and in their exact progressions. Daniel Levin's eminently practical, eminently logical, eminently patriotic way of testing the legality of waterboarding had to vanish, and him with it. Thus Alberto Gonzales has to use that brain that sounds like an old car trying to start on a freezing morning to undo eight centuries of the forward march of law and government. Thus Dick Cheney has to ridiculously assert that confirming we do or do not use any particular interrogation technique would somehow help the terrorists. Thus Michael Mukasey on the eve of the vote that will make him the high priest of the law of this land cannot and must not answer a question, nor even hint that he's thought about a question which merely concerns the theoretical definition of waterboarding as torture. Because, Mr. Bush, in the seven years of your nightmare presidency, this whole string of events has been transformed. From its beginning as the most neglectful protection ever of the lives and the safety of the American people into the most efficient and cynical exploitation of tragedy for political gain in this country's history. And then to the giddying prospect that maybe you could do what the military fanatics did in Japan in the 1930s and remake a nation into a fascist state so efficient and so self-sustaining that the fascism itself would be nearly invisible. But at last, this frightful plan is ending with an unexpected crash. The shocking reality that no matter how thoroughly you might try to extinguish them, Mr. Bush, how thoroughly you might try to brand disagreement as disloyalty, Mr. Bush, there are still people like Daniel Levin who believe in the United States of America as true freedom where we are better not because of schemes and wars, but because of dreams and morals. And ultimately, sir, these men, these patriots will defeat you, and they will return this country to its righteous standards and to its rightful owners, the people. Good night and good luck.


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Olbermann is a "NeoProg"

NeoProg: An extreme leftwing idiot blathering total nonsense about conspiracy theories for the 9/11 attacks and also sputtering total nonsense about President Bush. The NeoProgs have no idea that the Islamo-fascists declared a formal war on the United States on September 11, 2001 by deliberately killing 2,974 members of our society. They would rather see us just withdraw into a cacoon until at some point in the future we are either converted to the Muslim religion, or paying outlandish taxes to maintain our own religions, or dead with our heads cut off.

It appears his commentary

It appears his commentary comes straight from the comment section at PuffHo.

Well, SOMEONE has got to do

Well, SOMEONE has got to do his research for him. Otherwise he'd have no "commentary" and few, if any, big words to dazzle his 6 listeners with. It seems that every time his crew of cronies does their own research, Keefy comes down with a serious attack of foot-in-mouth disease. 

BTW, when is his show going to be more accurately renamed from "Countdown" to "Meltdown"??? 

 

 

The Closed Mind Erects Strong Barriers

So, Mr.

So, Mr. "Countdown-to-no-ratings" is still an idiot. Shocker. Not only is he an idiot, he is an idiot who presumes to know more about the effectiveness of waterboarding and other coercive techniques than those who actually have real world experience in this area.

Not surprising though. I mean, liberals(especially lib journalists) typically do know more about most every subject than those who have actually been trained in the subject. You know, kinda like how Hollywood libs know more about climate science than, say, climate scientists, or how liberal English professors and talk show hosts know more about physics and egineering than, say, physicists and engineers.

Still, it almost brought a tear to my eye to see that Olbermann is capable of standing up for and defending someone. It's clear in this piece that he shares a deep, emotional bond with the likes of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and many other poor, innocent terrorists that have suffered at the hand of our evil dictator president. Their shared hatred of this country and our president is so strong, he will say and do anything to keep the fatwa alive, and will stop at nothing until his wrongly imprisoned comrades are finally set free.

So, there's that. I think it means Keith "peewee" Olberman actually has a soul. Sure, it's as black as the emptiness in Rosie o'Donnel's head, but it is there, and for THAT, there is hope.

Aww, who am I kidding. Waterboard this idiot until he recites the pledge of allegiance. Then he'll know whether it works or not.

ckc good one. I think he

ckc good one.

I think he would rather die than recite the pledge of allegiance.

I wonder, does he think he has to rachet it up every week to get noticed??

Last week: Bush is dumb, this week:Bush is dumb and lier, next week Bush is dumb, lier, and crook!!!

I wish that they would put him on the nightly news so all of America can see this loon, over the 10 or 15 people that watch now.

THIS IS THE FACE OF THE MODERN DEMOCRATIC PARTY!!!!

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

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And now, Japanese facism?!  This guy's lack of knowledge about history and just what it is an American President, CONSTRAINED BY OUR BEAUTIFUL CONSTITUTION, can actually do is comical.

We need to start a pool as to when he just explodes on air from an extreme case of BDS.

I believe that already

I believe that already happened and the studio glued on a new head.

http://www.damaveric...

I thought...

that picture looked familiar. Has Crazy Eddie ("Where the prices are INsane!!!") been reported missing in NYC?

Apparently, he and Bluto

Apparently, he and Bluto still believe that the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra? Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet?

I think he's just stressed.

After all, there're rumors that he's going to be paired with Rosie "Dumbpster" O'Donnell. 

They're hoping to buff up his 'feminine' side with the contrast. 

 

Can you believe this

Can you believe this partisan hack has the sack to accuse Bill O'Reilly of being overly partisan? What a joke.

His 'speshul comments' border on slander in my opinion. To call a sitting president a criminal and say he's going to jail is irresponsible, unless you have more than delusional fantasies to back the charges. To claim that Bush is rewriting the constitution is laughable.

Olbermann is a disgrace to journalism. One need only look at his guest list to prove what a one-sided lying hack he is.

 

"...a disgrace to journalism"?

Heck!

He's a disgrace to a sack of flung monkey poo.

 

I love how KO starts his

I love how KO starts his Special Comments with "as promised"...as though his millions of fans are constantly begging him to do this, so he's coming through for them.

You begged, I deliver.

he used to distract people from the threat he did not interrupt.

Oh, give it a rest, Keith. I suppose the 9-11 hijackers started their planning on Jan.21 2001 when Bush was ingugurated????

Ann Coulter hit the nail on the head when she said if Bush knew they were plotting, what could he have done..?

Throw Arabs out of the country? Put them in preventive detention? Order airport securtiy to take an extra peek at swarthy men boarding planes? Liberals wouldn't let us do that after 9-11.

(Treason by AC)

"Ann Coulter hit the nail

"Ann Coulter hit the nail on the head when she said if Bush knew they were plotting, what could he have done..? "

Well said MB. 

Whenever someone says 9/11 was Booosh's fault all I can think about is their reaction if the Administration had come out before 9/11 and said they had some loose evidence of a possible US attack with terrorists about to hijack several planes and crash them into buildings (something not previously done with hijacked commercial planes, to my knowledge anyway), the press would have laughed and mocked them and would not have taken the administration seriously. Or they would have blamed him for trying to distract Americans from some other issue the Dems would be bashing him with at that moment.

I believe most people at the time never thought of something like that taking place. They would have said it was something you see in movies, not in reality. But 9/11 happened and after 6 years the BDS loons are in even more denial now than ever before about the threats we face.

 I still can't believe 1/3 of Americans think 9/11 was an inside job. Ugh.

MSNBC is over the top

What is MSNBC's objective? Don't they know they are becoming defined by the loons they pay? And now Rosie is rummored to be joining them?

I don't get it. Their rating are low and are getting lower. What purpose does this serve?

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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber

TnT, I think they don't

TnT, I think they don't really care about ratings. It's all about their agenda. Maybe they think if it gets so bad they're looking at going belly-up, some big liberal sugar-daddy will bail them out.

Hey, Air America stayed afloat, not on market forces, but on charitable contributions; who's to say MSNBC can't do the same?

 Liberal sugar-daddies

 Liberal sugar-daddies consistently bail them out...Soros and others.  In an earlier post someone referred to these loons as neo-progs,  I think they are neo-Stalinist. 

You've all heard of the lunatic screaming at the TV from his living room.  Olbermann is the lunatic screaming on the other side of the TV! 

This insect stays on the air because he gets the exact message out that his handlers want him to,  in the way they want him to.  It doesn't matter the number of viewers.

does anyody watch this guy except NB

i don't know one person that watches him, i certainly don't, except the nb crew. obviously he's having a massive impact on society with his show. he might get more attention if he stood outside and shouted in the freespeach zone in front of the local library.

lunaticcringeradio

It's a symbiotic relationship.

This particular clownfish just mentions NB a lot. (At least we're not discussing "The View.")
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul.

I can't watch him. Just a

I can't watch him. Just a photo of his rant is enough to turn my stomach.

I think he has really lost his mind. He needs to see someone so he can get his BDS in check. He makes Rosie look sane.

His infatuation in waterboarding only shows how scared sh_tless he would be if they did that to him. Don't forget how afraid he was and how he reacted when he received that letter with flour in it even after he was told it was nothing dangerous.

Ensign Pulver

Ranting about courage ... yet we're still waiting for Olbermann to invite someone onto his show who might possibly disagree with him. This guy is so threatened by other opinions that he can't stand to listen to them. Instead, all opposing points of view are labeled as fascist, and anyone who disagrees with him is mocked as the worst person in the world.

He's the Ensign Pulver of television ... full of bluster, yet he hides as soon as the authorities show up. And this guy rants about courage.

Right on KC. And he does

Right on KC. And he does these rants as monologues so his irrational thoughts can go unchallenged. Why not spew that nonsense to a conservative sitting acrross the table from him and give that person an opportunity to respond? That would show a flickering hope of the courage you are talking about

Leon says "By the way, I'm not afraid of fat people, I'm repulsed"

Truth Monger Says - "Both are religions [Christianity & Islam], yes - with the same percentage of terrorists."

And according to eyewitness testimony...

Olberloon is a pencil d*ck!

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Whiskey Delta  Ought not

Whiskey Delta

 Ought not to surprise anybody.  Rumor has it that Slick Willie is in the same boat.

I think it was Mark Levin...

.. who called him "hung like a thumbtack." Didn't reveal his sources, though.

derv.... What I read

derv....

What I read months ago about this it was from the same gal that stated the hung like a thumtack that MM had the link too.

I died laughin'...really.... leave it to a gal to say that.

My kind of gal friend when it comes to creeps like KO....lol!

I vote for Ollie North

Ollie would give him that look that made the VietCong cry.

“……which Olbermann

“……which Olbermann contended would "mean George W. Bush is going to prison."

Prison? It’s not like he committed surgery under oath and was impeached. Where was the outrage then? The only thing President Bush is guilty of is protecting this country when the likes of Olberman et. al. would like to see it destroyed.

Leon says "By the way, I'm not afraid of fat people, I'm repulsed"

Truth Monger Says - "Both are religions [Christianity & Islam], yes - with the same percentage of terrorists."

In the immortal words of

In the immortal words of Moe Howard, "What a maroon!"  Like a lot of people here, I wonder why he is still employed.  Were I a stockholder, I would be pushing for a stockholder revolt to get rid of the management that keeps people like this on the air while ratings tank.

"We just can't trust the American people to make those types of choices.... Government has to make those choices for people" -HRC

A Fool's Voice is Truly Known by the Multitude of Words

Ecclesiastes 5:1-3

(1) Keep thy foot when thou goest to the house of God, and be more ready to hear, than to give the sacrifice of fools: for they consider not that they do evil.

(2) Be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to utter any thing before God: for God is in heaven, and thou upon earth: therefore let thy words be few.

(3) For a dream cometh through the multitude of business; and a fool's voice is known by multitude of words.

 

 

Liberalism in a Nutshell

Keith Olberman : " ... a fascist state so efficient and so self-sustaining that the fascism itself would be nearly invisible."

Holy cocka-frickin'-do ... liberalism (and Clintonian democracy) in a nutshell.

Olbeman is such a joke!

Only the Kool-Aid drinkers on the left take him seriously. The rest of us, a joke, but not very funny.

Nutshell...

Nutshell is the appropriate place. Can this guy actually be sane? I mean there's BDS, and then there's this.

This guy would need two

This guy would need two promotions to become an asshole.

-  Biloxi Blues

 

Special Comment?

Ya mean "special" in the PC lexicon as referring to the mentally ill?

not just special...

As my son and his buddies in high school used to say about someone like UberLoon, "Little Yellow School Bus special."

A suggestion

I think Keith should incorporate some new graphics for his "special comment". I am thinking having a short bus go barrelling past and the words Special Comment appear from the exhaust of said short bus.

 

Any other suggestions?

Texas has a population of nearly 21 million people, all of whom are ashamed to be from the same state as the Dixie Chicks. (IMAO.us)

Nightly Comics

Just put Olbie and Rosie back to back, grab the popcorn, and settle down to have a good laugh...on second thought, I couldn't stomach it.  I was channel surfing yesterday and saw his mugging face with "special comment" on the bottom and clicked my remote before you could say moonbat...didn't even hear one word he said.

Hes Neurotic Here's the proof

 Leaving ESPN
In 1997, Olbermann abruptly left ESPN under a cloud of controversy, apparently burning his bridges with the network's management. This began a long and drawn out feud between Olbermann and ESPN.

During the time between 1997 and 2007 incidents between the two sides included Olbermann publishing an essay on Salon.com in November of 2002 entitled "Mea Culpa" in which he conceded that his own insecurities and neurotic behavior had led to many of his problems at work. In the essay, it imparted an instance of where his former bosses remarked he had "too much backbone," which actually hit on a literal truth. Olbermann has six lumbar vertebrae instead of the normal five.

 In 2004 ESPN famously snubbed him from the guest lineup of its 25th Anniversary SportsCenter "Reunion Week," which saw the likes of personalities such as Craig Kilborn and Charley Steiner return to the SportsCenter set.

 In 2007, ten years after Olbermann's departure, in an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, he said "If you burn a bridge, you can possibly build a new bridge, but if there's no river any more, that's a lot of trouble."

 During the same interview, Olbermann stated that he recently learned that as a result of ESPN agreeing to let him back on the airwaves, he was banned from ESPN's main Bristol, Connecticut campus.

Seldom if ever have I made

Seldom if ever have I made this request even this close to the gift giving season of Christmas But I am know SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT THIS IDIOT!!!!!!!!!