Why embrace your constitutional right to carry a gun and protect yourself when you can carry around a sex toy instead?

Earlier this week comedian Larry Wilmore announced he would be lending his support to UT students and their absurd movement, #cocksnotglocks. A group of students at UT decided to organize a protest in light of a newly passed gun law allowing students to pack some heat on Texas University Campuses.

“Not to be sexist…” is usually a good indicator you’re about to be, well, sexist, which is what Rapper T.I. has been pegged as after a comment on not wanting a female president.

In a recent interview, the rap artist was asked his thoughts on the 2016 presidential race.

Wetpaint reported:

“Not to be sexist, but I can’t vote for the leader of the free world to be a woman,” T.I. told Vibe magazine. “Just because, every other position that exists, I think a woman could do well. But the president? It’s kinda like, I just know that women make rash decisions emotionally — they make very permanent, cemented decisions — and then later, it’s kind of like it didn’t happen, or they didn’t mean for it to happen.”

As if we don’t get enough of Kanye West’s nonsensical comments (president Yeezus 2020 anyone?), the rapper recently made another “important” announcement.

According to a candid two-hour interview with SHOW studio, Mr. Kardashian is up in arms with the fashion industry for being discriminatory against him. This isn’t a “hands up don’t shoot,” #blacklivesmatter discrimination though. West complained the fashion industry discriminated against him because he isn’t gay. Oh the irony.

Damsel in distress no longer describes female pop artists in music videos. With the release of the music video ‘Disclosure’ by the Magnets featuring Lorde, there is an undeniable gruesome violent trend coming from female singers and it is sweeping across the music video industry.

The “Disclosure” music video portrays Lorde tying a man, presumed to be a cheating guy, to a chair and then pushing him into a pool as he begs for her to stop. She then opens a lighter and throws it into the pool, setting it ablaze. Sounds like something straight out of a horror film.

From its perspective, Planned Parenthood has had another unfortunate week, what with congressional hearings making it hard for the media to keep ignoring the videos showing that the nation’s largest abortion mill sells pieces of the babies it kills.

But the unfortunate organization is indeed fortunate in its friends. After Planned Parenthood honcho Cecile Richards testified before Congress on Tuesday, Daniel Handler took to twitter to make an announcement regarding the abortion chain.

Handler, better known by his pen name Lemony Snicket and author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, promised he and wife Lisa Brown would donate a whopping $1 million to Planned Parenthood.

Just when you think the liberal media is about to give a fair nod to a conservative, they follow it up with any “negative” ammunition they can find. But let’s face it, complimenting a conservative is a very small space on their wheel of tolerance

According to the Washington Post, Fiorina has been dubbed the champion of anti-abortion movement. Unfortunately, the well-deserved praise is offered with a big rock of salt. Despite the fitting title, the left still refuse to give up their “gold mine” with the statements Fiorina made at the last CNN Presidential Debates.

Ultra-lefty actress and comedian Margaret Cho is feeling the Bern. And apparently her choice to support self-proclaimed socialist Bernie Sanders caused her great anguish because she is also an adoring Hilary Clinton fan.

Recently on HuffPost Live, Cho was asked if she had any intentions to run for office someday.

“I’m not sure if I have the, uh, moral fiber and fortitude and integrity that it would take to be a real politician and you know by real politician I mean somebody like, um, Senator Sanders or of course the wonderful Hilary Clinton,” Cho responded.

On Wednesday, the 19^th season of the infamously politically incorrect South Park premiered its first episode going after politically correct, social justice extremists.

The title, appropriately named, “Stunning and Brave,” a reference to Bruce Jenner receiving the Arthur Ashe Courage Award for coming out as transgender. Almost every character gives an unenthusiastic, rote spiel about how admirable Caitlyn Jenner is. But Jenner isn’t so much the target of the episode but as an incentive for the elementary school to be a “more progressive place that fits in with today’s times.”

Last Friday marked the 14^th anniversary of the September 11^th terror attacks. It also happened to be the day 67-year-old Gerald “Jerry” Casale married 26-year-old Krista Napp, and used the tragic events as the theme for their wedding.

Casale is notable as the singer and base player of the early 1980s novelty pop act Devo. Unfortunately, he treated the 9-11 anniversary as a novelty too. The couple celebrated their marriage with a cake replica of the World Trade Center with their faces hanging from each tower. Table placement cards bore the image of a box cutter with the couples name on them. And to top off the bizarre reception was possibly the most offensive party favor, real box cutters.