Delusions of the Woke: Flower Genitalia, Dancing White House & Furries

April 16th, 2024 3:13 PM

Welcome to Woke of the Weak where I’ll update you about the most woke, progressive, insane, and crazy clips and stories that the left thinks is tolerable and point out why they’re nuts.

This week we took a look at what the left considers a great representation of our nation.

We started out by seeing our very own White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre dance around the briefing room. It really screamed "professionalism."

We heard from a transgender individual (we think male to female) talk about how he liked getting complimented on his posture but in the same breath decided he didn’t like being complimented on his posture. 

A different trans individual complained that penises and vaginas look like penises and vaginas, even after genital mutilation surgeries. He advocated that we design trans genitalia to look like flowers or an “abstract sculpture.”

The next queer, who is apparently a teacher for toddlers, insisted that she wanted to “punch that b**ch” when talking about her co-worker that kept “misgendering” her.

The tolerant left ladies and gents.

The next freak talked about how her womb was like the deep end of a pool: “no children allowed, but if they end up there, they die,” she said confidently.

It really seems like she loves kids … NOT!

Similarly, the next person claimed that puberty blockers aren’t harmful and they should be highly encouraged for six-year-olds.

Surely if a six-year-old is convinced that he’s a she, the child is bound to grow up confused … confused like the user who wanted to join the military and be a cat, like the man who screamed at the camera with bright orange eyeshadow and blue nail polish and like the furry who insisted his dragon persona made him feel “euphoric.”

While the left wants you to believe that those clips are what represents America, we need to stand firm in normalcy and fight back against this madness.